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TNR 2008_11_20 Not quite the full Kilometre

From 43 of 52 Slaughter of Macc Forest

Crew : El Pud, Coley, Stunt, PTD, Salad Dodger, Eric, Croxy, El Pres, Kersh

From 43 of 52 Slaughter of Macc Forest

Route : Barracks Lane – Old Buxton Road – Teggs Nose Rear Entry – Off Piste descent to Langley – Rd ascent past the Leathers Smithy – Forest – Charity half descent – Narnia – NR cut through – Dentists Demise cut through – Rd ascent to Standing Stone – Nessit ascent but diversion descent – Rd to Hanging Gate

From 43 of 52 Slaughter of Macc Forest

Notes :

  • Wot, no Big Dan ?
  • A good plan but a “severly altered forest” due to major logging activity thwarted our attempt to achieve the full Kersh KM
  • Kersh has to be “re-shod” by the Dentist (see piccie)
  • Much of the Forest is now a mud and felled-trees quagmire. Much pushing.
  • Hanging Gate’s snug is the place to be after a ride/push like this one.
  • 5.5 PB for some
From 43 of 52 Slaughter of Macc Forest

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TNR 2008_11_13 Trainspotting

From TNR 13-11-2008 Trainspotters

Sustrans Crew : El Pud, Big Dan, Stunt, PTD Keep It Local Crew : Salad Dodger, Eric, Croxy Late to da Pub : El Pres & Mawds

From TNR 13-11-2008 Trainspotters

Sustrans Route : Train from Macc to Stockport – Muddy and Semi-Urban Route home to the Ship Keep It Local Route : Barracks Lane – Rainbow Bridge – Lidgetts Lane – Kerridge High Route – Ingersley Vale – Oaken Bank Lane – Jumper Lane – Highwayman – Blaze Hill Descent – Poachers Snicket in reverse – Middlewood Way – the Ship

From TNR 13-11-2008 Trainspotters

Notes :

  • First ever train assisted TNR. Pics courtesy of Dan and his SLR.
  • Mild but damp
  • Pete takes out Eric twice on slippery climbs
  • Croxy desecrates White Nancy (in Ozzy at the Alamo Stylee)
  • Ship Inn is a proper pub with proper Beer (Bosley Cloud at £1.90). Delivered Take-Out Curry tops it all. Lime pickle was a good call, Eric. Lamb Madras was punching above its weight ;-0
  • Chris arrives late to cement the (Palmer-Barlowe) Axis of evil ;-). Such was the after hours revelry in the Ship that we almost summoned up the spirit of Dionysus.

TNR 2008_11_06 Edgy Behaviour

From TNR 6th November 2008 – Edged Out
From TNR 6th November 2008 – Edged Out

Crew

El Pud, El Pres, Skeletor, Croxy, Big Dan, Belgian Andy, G ,Whippet, PTD, 2 Sheds, Stunt, Salad Dodger, Eric, Luc

Pub Mawds

From TNR 6th November 2008 – Edged Out

Route

Bollin Valley, Wizard Rendezvous, new territory circumnavigation the edge, plus Pete’s Artists lane snicket twice! Blick Boy (:-)) Prestbury

Conditions

Mild & Still

Stats

2 Tesco torches (Eric & Croxy)

1 New Hope 1 El Pres

Wot – No Offs or Mechanicals!

Notes

The edge always seems to bring high turnout and tonight was no exception. Bollin valley surprisingly wet, Edge pretty dry with a carpet of beech leaves to boot. Plenty of Limbo practice on the new territory sections. Eric D approval was obtained in advance 😉 A

Stealth fireworks before a second run down the Artists Lane snicket to retrieve G’s glasses! The Whippet (on a 29er) ran out of juice on race to the pub (so that’s a rare victory for experience over youth).

A finer pint of unicorn you won’t find anywhere! Mawds trailer design trumped lumens talk (Although El Pres says forget the length of your tesco torches – feel the width and ribbing of my one eyed Hope 1!!) . Lucas was getting home on two wheels tonight so it was two-pints-good 😉 The full complement of Axis of evil were cruelly thwarted by the bar staff –> 4 pints insufficient…Late breaking news Axis of Evil stop off at the New Ship Inn one and a half Storm Force for the road!!!….Oh and dentist in tights on a hardtail (see pic below)

From TNR 6th November 2008 – Edged Out

– it’ll be a roadbike next!

TNR 2008_10_30 Skeleton Crew

From TNR 30th Oct 2008 – Skeleton Crew
From TNR 30th Oct 2008 – Skeleton Crew

Crew 1 : Coley, 3Sheds, Ptd

Crew 2 ; Salad Dodger , Stunt

Crew 3 : Billy Gittins and Pez

Route: All roads lead to Macc Forest then Church House

Weather: Clear & cold(~ 1 or 2c), starlit

Offs 1 Pete

Mechanicals 1 Pete

Notes:

Coley in skeleton attire leads the downhill brothers out from Barracks lane.

An off and two broken spokes before leaving Tythy is impressive……as is

repair done by 7.15pm.

Forest devastation on the way to Nessit Hill from logging and 3 freshly felled

trees block our way. Billy and Pez at the start of Nessit

Church house warm and welcoming as ever, Pendle Witches brew all round and the mother of all gammon steaks for salad dodger.

From TNR 30th Oct 2008 – Skeleton Crew

King Billy and icy post pub.

First Tesco shopping trip on the way home ?

TNR 2008_10_23 Daniversary

From TNR 23-10-08 Daniversary

Crew : The Dan, El pres, Salad Dodger, Luc, PTD, Big Nick, Coley

The Route : Barracks Lane – Hollins crossing – Langley – Nessit ascent – Macc Forest Traverse – Hardingland – Saddlers way ascent – Walker Barn – Rainow – Oakenbank Lane – Bolly

The weather : wild and windy, but not massively wet

Notes :

  • Is it only one year since we found Dan wandering in the forest ?
  • A TNR first …G’N’Ts to mark the occasion 😉
  • An innovative route across familiar territory
  • A long awaited return to the Church House , BOLLINGTON

The South will rise again …

From South Downs Way October 2008

And again…and again. Yes the South Downs Way (SDW) is indeed a hill-fest, about a munro’s worth per day.

From South Downs Way October 2008
In El pud's words : "It was 100 miles of sun-lit mud-free heaven, totally off-road,
fully-loaded with thigh-burning climbs, and free-flowing swoopy
single-track descents.  Always with something of interest on the trail to
keep the juices flowing.  Chalktastic.  Bigskymungus. Well sweet."

Crew : Salad Dodger, El pud, El pres, BigDan & Steve Fellbaum (on foot)

Weather : 3 days of Sunshine and pretty stonkin weather for October

Friday  : Winchester to Cocking (Fnar Fnar)

Saturday: Cocking to Lewes
From South Downs Way October 2008
Sunday : Lewes to Eastbourne
From South Downs Way October 2008
From South Downs Way October 2008

TNR 2008_10_16 Max Descent Min Mud

Crew

Kersh, Shedless, Luc, Stunt

Route

Rainbow bridge, Middlewood Way, Brookledge lane, Pott Shrigley, Backstonedale moor from higher gate, Wall descent to track, unusual entry to Lyme Park, Descent into valley of doom, Bowstones, Quarries descent, Poachers

Conditions

Cool & Clear with a couple of showers

Very wet on the moors

Stats

3 Offs – Kershaw 2, Stunt 1

Notes

Kershaw delivers a cracking route with 3 proper descents and surprisingly little mud & pushing. El Pres behaviour with Lloyds 29er being ridden to test something or other, but it proved surprisingly unstable at low speed with 2 comedy offs! Valley of doom descent would be even better in the dry. Sierra cycling chat with the Nancy’s on top of the moor. Poachers food and drink top notch – Landlord superb! Tythy residents committee interviewing potential applicant with desire to increase shed density – but it won’t be as big as Kershs! Who needs special projects with BAU like this…no lumens talk after last weeks decisive demonstrations!

A proper winter ?

Here is a classic “analogue” shot from the early 1990s (before I even had a mountain bike) . Lets hope we see some proper weather like this in the next few months

(B)lumen Marvellous !



With all this talk of how many Lumens can be bought of the shelf…I thought it was about time we revisited the magic of DIY fettled bike lights. “Thy buys cheap, thy spends ages in the garage with t’ soldering iron” 😉

TNR 2008_10_02 Ericquest II

From Ericquest II October 9th 2008

Crew : Luc, 3sheds, Billy, Pete, El Pres & Tom, El pud & Vicky, Croxy, PTD, Big Dan, Big Nick

From Ericquest II October 9th 2008

Ombudsman/scrutineer/Questmaster : Eric

From Ericquest II October 9th 2008

Route : Various 😉 and occasionally, dubious :-0

From Ericquest II October 9th 2008
From Ericquest II October 9th 2008

Weather : Fine , chilly North Wind in the Wildboarclough Valley

Notes (courtesy of El Pud) :

  • Steve F – Mostly on foot. Had he used all available time, on a pro-rata basis would have beaten at least 3 of the cycling teams!
  • PtD & Phil – A good result despite spending 25% of available time stationary. Had daylight advantage. £800 quid’s worth of it.
  • Pete & Luc – Punched below their weight. Catalogue of excuses.
  • Croxy – Failed to capitalise on solo advantage. Machette may have been useful for obscure direct route through Macc Forest
  • Big Nic & Billy – Avoided major injury to claim title of best all-male pairing.
  • Palmer & Son – Disadvantaged by unsuitable bicycles. Young lad was on a bike still too big for him. Dad was on a girl’s bike.
  • Kersh & Big Dan – Flakey route choice (no real surprise there). Cycled at least twice as far as all other teams for little reward pointswise.
  • Mr & Mrs Pud – Suprisingly both bikes were functional to the end. Post race route choice analysis revealed scope for further optimisation.
  • Eric – Flawless organisation. Watch out Fat Pat…..
From Ericquest II October 9th 2008

Notes 2 (courtesy of Salad Dodger) :

  • Another classic event thanks to Eric. The real beauty of it was that there was no “obvious” route to success.
  • Excellent Service, beer and vittels provided by our hosts in the Leathers Smithy. They even agreed to dim the house lights so that we could do a “geek illuminosity test” of the variety of lighting equipment on display.