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TNR 18-2-2021 Blown to Bowstones

The only reported ride this week was Team Tythy’s rapid raid on Lyme.

With a stiff SSE breeze, route choice was go with the wind up high, and hope it didn’t matter down low.

Rainbow bridge, Clarke Lane, Redway “under Nancy” into Ingersley Vale, Poachers Snicket, Pott Shrigley, Bakestonedale road to the Gritstone trail.

Rain (unforecast) was quite heavy as we turned off the road, and added waterproof layers! Heading across the moor we got the full benefit of the wind assist, and in no time were at a muddy entrance at Bowstones.

Moor descent in good nick for the right mix of fun and fear.

Unlocked gates allowed some meanderings into the woods, and then by the roads/tracks to the gate NW of the Knott, where we passed 3 bikers coming in.

The usual muddy track past the farm, and a lot of recently flailed hedges down the canal bridge and the Middlewood.

Just as I remarked to Dunc how much I liked being tubeless…Dunc felt a rear tyre squirm…

Riding fast and forward was good for a mile, but the first of two CO2 cannisters was applied before a second outright thrash for home got him just past Grimshaw lane, where the second one was used.

I gave up trying to catch him after that!!

Great to be in Lyme again – seems a long time, and the right route choice as there was no significant head wind on the way back!

TNR 11-02-2021 Marvellous (Arctic) Adventures

Today Dan would have been 40, so hip flasks at the ready team TNR set off for high points to raise a toast!

The Bern’ers Lee combo went for a day ride to the Cloud, and described it as Baltic!

Team Tythy set out at 6pm for the Forest, snow on the tarmac of Charity, and drifts and driving wind blown snow on the main section. (Buxton weather predicting a windchill of -10!). Riding the RHS the only option, catching up two Brothers on adventure bikes – and a clamber past an abandoned Disco below the Narnia turn. We opted to miss the extension and head to standing stone on the snow covered road. All available layers donned (and a wee nip to keep us going) in the lee of the wall once through the gate, then a final push into the wind to get to Nessit.

Lots of huge woodstacks on the main white rabbit route back, snow rapidly dissappears as we descent – and the huge puddles on the last corner below the dam wall to the Smithy – were dry frozen ruts of doom!

Northern TNR elements reported raising a glass on Oakenbank, and frozen canals make for arty photos!

Dan would have relished tonight, and it was in all senses a marvellous adventure!

TNR 4-2-2021 Stung into Action

After last weeks beer fuelled social media barrage from Bern, this week there were multiple socially distanced rides with a decent total of riders.

Weather: mild and dry during the day, wet and cooling rapidly later.

Total Thursday riders: Bern, Lee, Slim, Butty, TJ, Dunc, Stunt

Total Rides: 4 (varying from morning through to standard TNR time)

Much variety in routes, from a couple of road rides out towards (or round) the Cheshire plain, to going high to Sponds, and of course a blast round the forest!

Great to see multiple reports coming in via Whatsapp and a decent amount of banter too.

Likely some Friday day rides also.

Remember folks winter miles = summer smiles!

TNR 28-01-2021 Bern Braves & Berates!

Ride 1 – Bern Solo

Ride 2 – Dunky & Stunty Tythy Twosome

Conditions: Mild, murky up high and torrential rain from 8pm

Another winters evening where motivation is needed to get going…

Bern determinedly set out into the forest solos, alas no Lee to spread Joy this week, and gave it a good bash before surfing home downhill to clock in on Whatsapp and brerate the bretheren for not keeping the faith!

The Tythy twosome donned waterproof trousers and set off for a Chazzy, Cat, Chumby Classic! Two riders lurking at the start of Charity turned out not to be Bern & Lee, and we were complimented on our formation riding!

Excitement further increased when the lights were on at the path to the old microwave station, so we turned them off as nobody was home!

Charity uber rocky and wet after the recent heavy rain with no clear line, but the same water had cleared the way down the extension.

Into cloud by the tearooms (some of us creating our own clouds tying to keep up with Dunc!). Across Danebower – low visibility, lots of water, slippy mud and soft bits made it quite challenging.

Chumby seriously washed out – the mid section has gullies 4ft deep! and lorra lorra water.

By the time we were at the gate, we were so in the Zone that we took on the ford and cleaned it before big deep breaths and relax.

So that was when the cloud taps turned to full, and added plenty of water weight just in time for the grind up to standing stone. Here we decided to hear right and across the boardwalks then down (eventually) to the road. Then a quick blast past Bob’s bench and home.

Good fun – the secret once it got biblical was to keep riding sufficiently hard to keep warm.

Arriving back in Tythy the wetness had soaked down all the way to my waterproof socks. But a great ride.

however you ride, whenever you ride, keep riding and keeping the TNR faith 🙂

TNR 14-01-2012 Solo Flag Flier

Very wet 24 hours finally stopped mid afternoon, and clear skies suggested that ice was very likely higher up.

Team Tythy became two teams of one, Turbo Training Dunky, and Stunt popping out for a quick lap to Alderley and back. Bollin valley from Tythy a total swamp, Bradford lane better suited to whitewater kayakers, and Alderely Park woods locked! Still clear skies meant great views, and it was good just to get out for some (very) fresh 2C air!

Plenty of banter on whatsapp that had nothing to do with riding!

TNR 7-01-2021 Lockdown 3 – TNR 2

New year, same issues in the world, and a fresh set of restrictions to deal with. Exercise limited to one other person outside.

Team TNR are not to be stopped, with snow on the ground higher up, and plenty of Christmas Calories to burn!

The Tythy twosome reformed, and went high. Danebower Hollow, Chumby, Forest, & home. Great hardpack most of the way offroad, occasional deeper bits caused a few wobbles when hit at speed! Little ice, but care in places on Chumby. Almost nothing in wildboarclough, back to a bit from Standing Stone, and the Ferriser fire road “half pipe” was only snowy in patches. A good ride!

The other dynamic duo out at around the same time were Lee and Bern who did a Charity Lane forest fun fest.

Winter season likely to be this format for the foreeable!

TNR 17-12-20 Christmas Cocktails Chaos

Crew:

Echelon A PTD, Dr S, Troll, Croxy, TJ, Doog

Echelon B El Pres, Slim, Butty, G, 3 Sheds

Echelon C Lee, Lees Mate, Dunc, Stunt

Routes: Various routes zig zagging to teggs nose and bob’s bench

Conditions: Windy!

Notes:

In the TNR equivalent of “can’t organise a piss up in a brewery” the annual cocktail classic became a good natured bit of less organised than usual chaos. El Pres became the centre of comms under a moody 8% moon and the conjunction of Saturn and Jupiter.

Thanks to Croxy’s household for bailing us out in the cup department.

cocktails:

PTD – Green one…….this year with a rasberry sherbert flavour

Troll – Brown one….Rum Butter hot toddy (tasted much nicer than it looked!)

Doog – Rusty Nail

Lee – Malt Whisky

Croxy – Pigs in Blankets

PTD – Home made mince pies

Troll – Roasted Chestnuts (with a flambe assist from TJ)

A lot of good catching up, and here’s to a better 2021!!!

TNR 10-12-2020 The Singing Gate

Crew: Two echelons from – El Pres, Slim, TJ, Dunc, Troll, Stunt, Bern

Route: RB, Clarke Lane, Redway & under Nancy, Ingersley Vale, Poachers Snicket, Pott Shrigley, Bakestonedale Road, Gritstone Trail, Sponds, Dale Top, quarry descent, chapel decent, Bolly, Lord Clyde.

Conditions: Light rain then clearing, breezy, soaking trails

Notes:

Weather not as bad as feared, and a few degrees warmer than last week (even with the wind). El Pres determines that we do a proper ride and aims us towards Sponds.

A suitably distanced peleton finds that big gaps can lead to confusion, so the rear group do Waulkmill wood thinking that the front group have gone that way (they hadn’t – just a long wait in Ingersley Vale)

Proper mechanical as Pete investigates the nasty noise from his back wheel, the good news is that it’s not his brand new mech! The wisdom of the crowd is proved right with a pesky brake pad spring bent over the pad. In the meantime Funky confessed to not sorting his brakes from last week..

Finally we get going again and up and up to the Gritstone trail. Shonky gates of Cheshire have a new contender in the second gate from the road – which promptly drops off its hinges when opened. We re-hang it, but the farmer needs to do some sorting with a big spanner!

We get a big wind assist up to Sponds, with great – but fuzzy views of the city & plains (and even the odd plane!). Bern checks with the rest of us that it is the weather making it blurry and not his eyes!! (there was a sub group chat on the aiments of ageing at some point too!)

Very wet and slithery over the grassy ups and downs, before more wind assist to Dale Top (well almost – the last 20 yards was serious headwind!)

The gate at the top (well gatepost to be more precise) was in fine tune alternating between a couple of notes as the wind speed fluctuated.

Quarry descent was a keep off the brakes kind of affair, with some riders aiming a the wet rock as it gave more grip than the mud/grass!!

Chapel seriously soggy on the top half and sketchy on the lower half too.

Time to head for pub/home (delete as appropriate) and there were at least four routes taken to two destinations!

The Lord Clyde group were impressed with the blankets and hot water bottles provided!

TNR 3-12-2020 First Snow!

Crew: El Pres, Slim, Troll, Dunc, Stunt

Route: Stonyfold Lane, Zig Zags, Charity, Extension, Standing Stone, Nessit Hill, White Rabbit Descent, Ressies.

Conditions: 4C and rain lower down, cold enough for snow higher up.

Notes:

TNR rides again in up to six formation, but the inclement weather could only tempt out five!

More new winter gear sported by the Troll, and all well dressed for the damp and cold. With light rain falling El Pres decrees one lap of the forest to find snow, then pub/home…no one disagrees 😉

Zig is uber muddy and wet, the zag slighty wet, and by the time we are at Windyways, the sleety rain is now definitely snow, and even settling on the walls and long grass. We are overtaken by a gritter heading up to the Cat as we turn into Charity from the main road.

The sight of white sides to the track brings smiles, and despite the precipitation it’s not too wet. Regrouping (do we detect a lack of riding/training during this lockdown??).

The reflection from the snow (light though it is) means that head mounted lights are pretty much useless, and visibility is a bit restricted, has not been an issue going up, down is another story, and the right speed to take the trail is a bit too fast to see!! More fun on the extension, then on to Nessit.

Absolutely no view at all from the benches, as the weather blots out all light from below. Then a fast and face freezing descent on the white rabbit route brings us back down around the ressie and to the Smithy.

A hardy team of three investigate the outdoor dining option, and the tythy two drop off, and once into Langley back into the rain, and a cold wet ride home.

Proper winter ride!

TNR 26-11-2020 Goyt Pilgrims

Crew: Dunc, Stunt

Route: Tythy, Cliff Lane, Tea Rooms, Shooters Clough, Track to the Shrine, Top of the Street, Pym Chair, Jenkin Chapel, Hooleyhey Lane, RHS of Lamaload to Waterworks, RHS grassy climb, Rainow, Oakenbank, Tythy.

Conditions: Cool, still, drier trails than last week.

Notes:

Good conditions for going high again, not as cold as expected, and no hill fog either! Generating plenty of our own heat in climbing cliff lane, and up to the team rooms. Big Owl swooped across in front of us at the start of the long drag up below Shining Tor.

Quiet on the roads and trails, only saw two other riders, and a pair of dog walkers close to the tea rooms, then one set of fell runners in the Goyt.

Main decent to the gate for Shooters Clough was a great mix of fast and dry, with wet slidey bits at regular intervals! As expected the clough was wet and muddy!

Once over the stream past Errwood Hall, Dunc nailed the narrow tricky ascent…as combination of pedal strikes, new boot cleat unclip anxiety, and general lack of skill meant he had to wait for me a lot!

Spooky moon poking through the clouds, and a visit to the shrine seemed a good plan. It’s well maintained and regularly visited, although we declined to write in the visitors book.

Very steep push up the steps back to the main track, and much better progress on the wider grassy trail back to the Street.

A couple of rear wheel squirms on the descent to Jenkin chapel, and the climb back to Hooleyhey lane is always a killer!

The gate at the top of the grassy descent to the waterworks was closed! Can’t recall having to use the stile in the wall there before.

Legs very pleased to top out above Rainow (less pleased to do the climb to the top of Oakenbank a bit later)…bodies getting weary we abandon plans for Lord Street and Kerridge, and take route one back (after a cheeky poachers snicket).

I fade and Funky does 2.5 laps of the Kershaw roundabout while I catch up.

Not quite a Munro night, but the stats say 21 miles, 2,700 ft of climb, and 1,700 calories burned!

Rule of 6 TNR’s return next week.

Lee and TJ did another monster day ride also!!