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Traws Eryri 7th-11th Aug 2024

Crew: Dr Simon, El Pres, Slim, Troll, Dunc, Lee, Stunt, Eric, Butty, Adrian

Dr S aided by El Pres and Eric plan a trip to complete the Traws Eryri (Trans Snowdonia) from Machynlleth to Conwy over four days as a 60th birthday adventure.

Route is not super technical, but with 35 miles and >3,000 ft of climb each day, it’s a decent multi day challenge with hardtails being the consensus bike option.

Adrian once again is our white van man, with logistical support (and an ebike to do a bit of riding too!)

Start point is the Wynnstay hotel near the clocktower in the centre of Machynlleth, with Simon and Adrian bringing the bikes and bags in the van, and the rest of us arriving by train.

It’s a damp and dreary Wednesday night, bikes are reassembled and locked in the laundry shed, rooms allocated (albeit Lee and Chris seen to have a non functioning toilet) and dinner options explored…we opt for the Red Lion (Y Llew Coch Mach) which has gastro pub exterior, but curry house interior (and the gents are wall to wall kerrang magazine which speaks of a previous iteration as a rock themed establishment!) nevertheless it’s decent food and beer, and a welcome chance to catch up with Eric, pore over weather apps, and discuss route/kit choices.

We head back over the road to our coaching inn hotel, for a final pint – to find the bar deserted apart from the ladies running club post their WNR. Troll’s attempt to get us to open the whisky is defeated and we retire at sensible o’clock.

Day 1 Machynlleth to Dolgellau

A DNS, a lot of moisture, a big mechanical and the smallest bunkhouse in christendom!

35 Miles, 3,220 ft of climb
In theory the easiest day!
Early opportunities for coffee and cake, limited later
First 17 miles is on tarmac with a big off road climb in the second half.
After Abergynolwyn there is an option for some singletrack instead of the tarmac road.
The second half is nearly all off road, moorland track and cycleway.

Full welsh breakfasts to fortify for the day ahead – it’s going to be wet , just a question of how much. Lee is in eternally optimistic mood – hanging onto the 5% chance it won’t! It’s not actually raining yet – but by the time we have assembled and faffed it starts.

The worse news is that Eric has to return to base to look after Mrs D who has come down with a bad case of the Covid. We will be relying on his detailed research on the route, Dunc is promoted to co-navigator.

The route is mainly minor roads and the weather decided to do a proper heavy rain for half an hour quite early on – so we are in full wet’s (and hence overheating) from quite early on. It is brightening as we drop into Abergynolwyn and find a cafe to get some much needed coffee and cake. Of course it stops raining while we are there! On the climb out Lee has a loose crank – and cunning Dunc finds a way to improvise the tool required – you know it’s working when grease oozes out!

For a while it is brightening up, and the whispy grey cloud stays lurking around the tops of the hills, we have dropped close to sea level in a wide flat valley, before the inevitable big climb of the day begins – 1000ft in just over 2 miles – it’s brutal! Soon enough we are back in cloud, and into the red zone. Arriving at the top to no view at all, liquorice allsorts are voted trail snack of the year.

A lot of water on the double track trail that contours along then takes us down to the tarmac, and a brake busting 25% descent on a greasy wet lane to finish! A very pleasant ride along the estuary cycleway all the way into Dolgellau in search of more coffee and cake, some brake caliper recentering is needed to stop some brake rub (and annoying squeaking) from Stunt’s front wheel. As we begin the circuit of the town – a huge “snap, twang, crunch” is heard – and Lee’s bike decides to shed it’s rear mech into the back wheel! How lucky that we are within yards of the van. Investigation determines a snapped mech hanger, and possible rear mech damage. With the rain coming again we pop it into the van, and head for a glamorous starbucks on the main road outside town that is just shy of our campsite destination.

Bedraggled we warm up, caffeine up, and partake of toasties, and wait for the rain to stop before continuing. Now TNR are not too precious about accomodation as long as there are functioning toilets and showers, but the “bunkhouse” is a converted wooden stable block with 6 bunks crammed into each stable – we have two. Everything is extra – including bike storage (so we put them in the van!), we get washed and dry – attempt to air/dry coats and shorts by hanging them from the outside table parasol, then get a taxi into town for food and beer. The Torrent turns out to be a busy pub/restaurant, and we get the last couple of tables in the nick of time. We are finally in our element with beer, food and warmth.

Butty arrives (with Lee’s spare mech hanger) to join us for the rest of the trip, and its another taxi back to “Stalagluft 11 & 12” for some whisky before bed.

Day 2 Dolgellau to Tanygrisiau

Coed y Brenin memories, Power Station tourism, and bubbly in the Hot tub!

36 miles, 4,250 ft of climb
We have to head back 4 miles to Penmaenpool to pick up the TE route which will be a warm up for a nasty climb out of the Mawddach valley. The tarmac ends and it’s onto a long climb on forest trails before descending to Coed Y Brenin, but riding the trail centre might be ambitious as there is a long way still to go! Our accomodation is 6.5 miles beyond the end of the official TE route, with some A road sections.

We rise fairly early – Lee had a go at bringing back the clockwork to life, but the rear mech is beyond repair, and in the interests of time set up Eric’s clockwork that is sat in the van! Breakfast is at Y Saucion in town (excellent cooked breakfasts and flat whites), the sky is blue with white puffy clouds, and all is good with the world.

We retrace the cycle path back to the wooden toll bridge, where we are charged the sum of 30p each to cross, then hit the hill on the other side. More knee murdering steepness for a mile or so before it levels out and we meander through woods all the way to Coed y Brenin. Meeting Butty and Adrian on their ebikes as we close in. It’s an early lunch stop as we watch families prepping for their holiday bike rides on the trails. Then we are off to do the beast climb before leaving the trail centre behind as we contour high up with great views of the Roman Gap and the Rhinog’s to the west.

Today our wet feet come from huge puddles spanning the whole width of the trail, which after a couple of bottom bracket drenchings we opt for the side detours that have emerged.

The afternoon is a very pleasant three sides of LLyn Trawsfynydd reservoir on traffic free roads, getting ever closer to the decommissioned Magnox power station – two huge brutalist buildings at the north end.

Dr S has been having some bike creaks of his own, which require some trailside adjustment – but it’s not often that the multitool itself then requires rebuilding!

There is even some nice swoopy stuff before the Dam on the NW tip before we get there. Dr S works out some nice minor road options to get us more directly to our destination, including a very overgrown but fun bridleway! But there is no avoiding the A496 as the valleys narrow, with leg sapping hills, but thankfully light traffic.

Before the overnight accomodation, there is the Lake Cafe by the hydro station at Tanygrisiau, which is actually open (despite appearances), and staffed by two young but very consciensious girls. It’s been warm enough for ice creams for some!

Our next challenge is to find the house where we are staying, in the end we resort to asking the locals and find we are within 100m of it – the Ty Ni sign being tiny and next to the parking space and fence. You enter via the bottom of the garden. We have prosecco, bread, crisps and chocolate left for us, along with the largest amount of “Don’t” style instructions ever seen – do not dismantle the router being our favourite. TNR team dynamics put to the test as the sleeps 10-12 (we are 9) seems to include some double beds, sofa beds and another little building round the side. After much double counting, checking of preferences etc we end up somehow taking turns to choose based on the order of finishing the ride on the last hill! Lee and Butty head into Blaneau to get fish and chips & beers, then we enjoy the garden and for the brave the hot tub! Beer and Whisky whilst watching the olympics, as another dodgy weather morning is in prospect tomorrow. The washing machine and tumble drier have been put to good use in the meantime!

Day 3 Tanygriseau to Betws y Coed

Late start, picnic lunch, a search for drinkable water…

31 Miles, 4,000 ft of climb
The benefit of the gruelling finish to day 2 is that it takes a bit of distance off day 3!
After a tarmac warm up most of the day is on moorland and forest tracks, the route into Betws y Coed goes through Penmachno Forest.

We wake to rain steadily falling, compare apps, and opt to leave as late as possible and only then to ride down into Blaenau for brunch! There are just enough teabags to eke out first refreshments, and toast for breakfast, ahead of loading up and helping the van reverse out on the tight lane. It’s light fine rain on the way down, and the cafe is full of glum looking holiday makers having the same plan as us. The “light green breakfast” – ie veggie but with only 1 glamorgan sausage and 1 quorn, is voted best breakfast so far! Even Pete has one (although mainly by accident!). Most amusing text of the week goes to Adrian who asks why 8 of us are in the wrong cafe ;-). Do check out the scalextric and mini golf next door next time you are in town.

Alex had become the “route progress auditor” and gets us going to buy lunch supplies and into the grey dampness to get us properly started by 11ish. Once out of town it’s a scenic climb along the B439 as the clouds begin to lift, a gentler gradient than previous days (thankfully) and we are all down to short sleeves by the top as the weather has finally departed. Jelly babies as we turn off onto a singletrack road with passing places, that once over the saddle decends at perilous speed into Penmacho valley – more brake fade anxiety on the way down for some!!

Sun cream is needed in the sunny valley below, and a regroup with team E at the start of the Penmacho trail head. The next couple of hours are on fire roads amongst the trees, with ever better views until we are high above soaring buzzards looking down to Penmacho village. A great picnic stop, occasional other biker groups coming past, and time to reapply suncream!

Long uppy downy net descents heading northwards, and then something unthinkable given the amount of the stuff falling out of the sky earlier in the day…some riders are out of water! There are no cafe’s or petrol stations in striking distance, spare fluids are shared around, and then we come across a national trust building with toilets..the water is signed as not drinking, but we are assured that the stream is fine – so fill up we do. A nice valley floor shady ride with a short bit of rocky singletrack take us down to the big river, and a campsite – with a tap – more filling up (although El Pres spots that the blue pipe appears to be coming from the river upstream!). Hydrated we press on for the last element of the ride – a steep lane up to the top of the hill, then proper tracks through the woods. Dunc has a high speed off catching up the group (or chasing an E bike) but escapes with only light grazes. Photo opportunity at a lake, then down down down into Betws Y Coed, and our super central base. A grand old house now schools outdoor centre – beers from butty’s van on the benches in the garden to cool us off, generous use of 3 bunk rooms to enable us all to have bottom bunks, and old school shower plumbing! Being the weekend the hostelries are heaving, Lee secures us a table at the Royal Oak Hotel which works well in the end. We are well looked after by our waitress whose welsh lilt triggers debate. She happily hails from Poland, and proves that non of us guessed right (Solvenia was close though!). Pete ensures that we finish the whisky in the common room afterwards, and a conversation is had about tomorrow – 26 degrees forecast!

Two decisions – firstly to skip the final big climb and use the coastal cycle way instead, second to rise early to get some of the route in before it gets too hot. Leaving at 8am to get to a cafe near Capel Curig is the compromise arrived at.

Day 4 Betws y Coed to Conwy

Sunshine, views of Snowdon and a swim in the sea!

35 Miles, 4,200 ft of climb
Either side of the A5 to Capel Curig before the Snowdonia slate trail climb up the Ogwen Valley.
Over the top and down Nant Ffrancon to Bethesda and onto back lanes to the coast to Conwy.

Amazingly everyone is “up and at ’em” on time, but our centre manager tells us that our target cafe is closed, so immediate plan B to the alpine cafe at the station. Best cafe of the trip, best coffee of the trip, and what a contrast it is to some of those before (tourist money talks!).

The route out of town is nicely shady, utilising minor roads, fire roads and cycle trails, and within an hour we are at Plas Y Brenin – for iced lattes and stunning view across to Snowdon.

RoutenFurher finally stirs us into action, for the 5km trail across to the top of the Ogwen valley, and what a joy it is – flattish, dry and in beautiful scenery – Dr S points out the Adam and Eve stones at the top of Tryfan (he has jumped between the two!!). Ice creams at the cafe by Llyn Ogwen, then almost traffic free descent down to the cool shady bits round the back of the Bethesda quarries.

We opt not to waste any of that height for a lunch stop, and press on to Rachub and get our first views of Lafan sands, Bangor Pier, Beaumaris and Puffin Island. Little lanes down to Abergwyngregyn, then onto Route 5 to Llanfairfechan, and a seaside cafe for an afternoon snack. We are now on nodding terms with other cycle groups doing the same ride. Dr S does yoga (not for the first time) before we mount up for the final miles to Conwy criss crossing the A55, the railway, and the seafront along the way. The sea is too inviting, so Dr S, Dunc and Alex all have a refreshing dip before the last wiggle past the holiday park, marina and the smallest house in britain! Butty and Adrian are waiting for us at the liverpool arms, cold beer celebrates the end of the ride! We pack up and change in the car park by the castle before van and train teams go their respective ways. It’s a hot end to a great trip, we are all glad we are not riding tomorrow, but at the same time sad it’s ending! Who is going to organise the next TNR adventure!?

TNR 1-08-2024 Three Shires Duathlon

Crew: El Pres, 3 Sheds, Dunc, Lee, Smithy, G, Stunt, Butty

Route: Back Eddisbury, Zag, Cat, Danebower, Farm to Three Shires, Cutthorne, across the fields (and across the A54), Wildboarclough, Standing Stone, Nessit, between the DH, ressies, Church House.

Conditions: Hot, dry and buggy.

Notes:

El Pres declares a picnic and wild swim at three shires on a hot evening.

Lee arrives on yet another new (to him) bike – santa cruz bronson, Stunt is doing a shakedown on the 29er hardtail for Traws Eyrie next week and G arrives on the Whyte e bike – but sans sandwiches! Butty will catch us up later.

It’s warm riding uphill – so only team e go for the “charity – bottom of the oven – tea rooms” option, with the rest of us strung out on the longer but easier main road. Quite a few cafe racer style motorbikes out – I’m sure they were roasting in their leathers!

A regroup at the tea rooms for a cool down in some welcome breeze, before pushing on to the Cat and across Danebower Hollow….where little yellow reflective flags and bits of hazard tape are marking the side of the track..?

Nicely firm and mostly dry across the field past the farm, and down to three shires. Some folk and dogs in the main pool by the bridge, so we head downstream 100m or so to the other pool, where the last of the days swimmers are just departing.

New records set for the amount of pasty white flesh exposed, the decibels of the expletives when plunging in the cold water, and of course the ensuing shrinkage!

All went in, some even twice!

Wee midgies out in force – as was the smidge, we retreat back to the bridge for sarnies (or presidential pizza) generously offering G some too (and he may have ended up the best fed!). Dunc treats us to a drop of rusty nail (with added drowned midge). Midgies just as bad here although Dunc has the right headgear, and the smidge does at least seem to reduce biting to acceptable levels.

The mystery of the markers is solved – as there is a sign for the Peakskyline trail race denoting options at the bridge – its a 50k or 13k and runs this weekend.

Time to take on the Cuthorne climb – one that an E should definitely clean (although there is a massive step near the top now!) Mr Ball shows how the tricky bits should be done – who needs an E!?

Glorious golden light at the road, but El Pres takes us over the fields (and north shore) to diagonally head to Wildboarclough. The sun is sat atop Shutlingsloe in front of us, and the trail is dry and fast. Just a minor rock garden in the last little section down to the road!

Tired legs along Wildboarclough past happy camping kids by the stream, and puffing up to standing stone.

With no food deadline we turn left and head to Nessit before dropping down through the forest (lights needed) for the classic between the DH and trails round the ressies.

Big TV showing the olympics in the beer garden gazebo, Wincle Waller and Otters Pool the ales of choice (with lots of crisps and nuts) we settle in outside for discussions on the Parisian games and scary medical tales of things that escalated quickly – some too gruesome to describe here!

Three pints good we ready to depart when Dunc discovers a flaccid back tyre, a game of which Co2 cannister is not empty, and then a ride fast before a top up on the way home.

A one extra layer over the short sleeved top all that was needed even near midnight.

Nice to have a proper summer ride!

TNR 25-07-2024 Nostalgia Night in the Alderley Lanes

Crew: El Pres, PTD, Slim, 3 Sheds, Bern, Troll, TJ, Lee, Smithy, Stunt

Tythy towers: Butty, Woody

Route: Riverside Car Park, Bollin Valley, Prestbury, Chelford road, Findlow Hill Lane, Bradford Lane, Hocker Lane, Slade Lane, Findlow Hill Lane, Trails through the woods, Artists Lane, the Edge, Mottram Road, Oak Lane, Prestbury, Bollin Valley, Tythy.

Conditions: Warm and Dry

Notes:

WIth a beer and pizza night at Stunt’s on offer a double digit number of riders assemble by the bridge, Bern is not to be seen, but is patiently waiting at the car park – early and at the exact location specified!

At least two riders on hardtails being recommissioned for the upcoming Traws Eyri (note to self mine needs a new BB)

Route is inspired by the AZ/Barclays commutes, and it’s a fine evening to relive the favourite lanes and woods.

Dry and firm all along the bollin valley – a rarity, the section from the last field to Prestbury is overgrown to head height – and a lot of Himalayan Balsam, which has spread all along the railway embankments and thence out. Team protocol initiated for all the gates to get the bikes round on the back wheel. A couple of runners about.

Plenty of gates of big houses to peek over to see how the other half live on the climb up Chelford road.

First decent is Bradford lane – the driest and fastest it’s ever been.. just watch out for the two huge boulders placed just round the first corner!! plenty of room for a mountain bike to get through, but there to deter motorised off roaders?

A nice meander round the Alderley Park woods on our way up Hocker lane, as we complete the first loop.

Next the woods – and again the usual mud fest is mostly absent, but the summer vegetation is tall and spiky. Lots of old school singletrack, roots and chutes, then the strange sandy area, before the double track down to the Owl.

Perfect conditions for the energetic (or E) to do the right hand side of Artists lane under the Beech trees on the way back up to what was the Wizard pub.

There is time for the traditional visit to the Edge, which despite the light evening is almost deserted. Fine views Eastwards, although the unusual angle we are viewing from causes a lot of discussion and pointing before we get our bearings. White nancy and the Cage being the defining features to align the rest from.

Some classic comedy pics taken in the theme of Near and Far away 😉

Stunt leads us down ensures that the tricky to spot right hand turn off part way down is located, and that no one stays left by mistake.

A pleasant pootle back along the lanes back to Prestbury, then back along the Bollin, this time with an early cut up to go under the railway line by the golf course, along the side of Tythy woods and a last mini climb before we hit Tythy towers.

Beers are in the cooler and the fridge, crisps are on the table, pizzas get cooked in batches (the BBQ as a second oven had mixed results) and some mild jeapordy under the table when Woody gets hold of a cardboard pizza base and will fight anyone to keep it!

We settle in comfortably, beers keep coming, the Troll finds an 8.5% double milk mango crush can, ,coffee stout is a good pudding beer, and El Pres (aided by double specs) gets an impromptu playlist going via the soundbar – lots of classic vocals being discussed by the muso’s.

Bern and PTD play the temperance cards and depart, leaving the rest of us to slide into the Axis of Evil.

Armangac is produced in honour of the upcoming Paris Olympics, Lee wants Rum – no problem 12 year old Cuban. Stunt has also brought out the last of the Woodford Bourbon, and the Oban 14.

Troll not suprisingly takes up the offer of a bed, and the remaining riders wobble home, with 3 rings protocol timestamps recording home times into the wee hours.

A slow start for many the next day…

TNR 18-07-2024 Southbound to Plan B

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Words and photos by Pete 

Crew : Simon, PTD, Dunc, El Pres, 3Sheds , Butty, Pete, Smiffy 

Pub : Alex, Adrian & Biscuit

Conditions: cloudy , very warm and muggy . Still 19c as we leave the pub.  

Route : RB – Cenotaph – Quarry path – Trig – Lidgetts Ln – Calrofold Ln – Mini Forest – GT – Teggs – Bottoms Rezza – King’s Head 

Notes : 

This week’s ride formula was start low and North-ish , and climb Southwards-ish and end in Langley.   

The Northern Posse friendly start point at RB was to cater for my  late afternoon return to Bollingtonia – thanks, Chris !. 

The plan had a slight hiccup though – before we even started the ride – when Dr S discovered that the Leathers was shut when he tried to park up there.

“ That explains why they weren’t answering the phone!” . 

Plan B – The King’s Head – 8:30pm . The menu is emailed to Chris . 

Back to the ride itself : 

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Simon is on a new (to him) alloy hardtail 29er , replete with new tyres ready to tackle the Traws Eryri route next month 

Chris has still not sorted out his steerer tube! …despite me returning the requisite fettling kit to him six days earlier ! Yellow card. 

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The  meeting Smiffy mid-ride game felt very uncomplicated this week . He just appeared on the Kerridge Ridge as we descended after the Trig ! 

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We stopped at the gate to the mini forest/plantation at the top end of Cliff Lane . Chris sorts out the first version of the food orders , Butty gets absorbed photographing two insects in flagrante delicto . Another sign that he is so definitely back-in-the-room.  

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The track through this mini forest has a certain charm  – you have to work at the climb , but it is calm and secluded with a hint of overgrown neglect. A feeling that its a bit naughty sneaking our way through here . Your reward is topping out the climb with such a great view (on the Gritstone Trail path) , and at this time of year the fields are proper meadows .

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On reaching  Tegg’s we realise the clock is ticking , and refreshment in Gurnett beckons . We wind our way through Teggs on the track that leads past the abseiling wall , and then it is off piste down to Bottom’s Rezza . The top half of the descent is dry, dusty and fast . The lower section is wet, squelchy and squirmy ..a big contrast and you have to engage brain to get down in one piece. 

Alex awaits us in the Pub. And, as ever,  the food , beer and service are excellent . 

Smiffy must have decided he had not caused enough drama for the evening – so he decided to leave his phone on the table in the pub. The TNR wider support team swings into action – comms are sorted to Smiffy-base-camp and El Pres takes charge of the precious smart phone ! 

I can’t recall who chose the whisky (I am writing this a week after the ride itself !) but I have a vague recollection that it was Japanese – and quite tasty ! 

El Pres decides that a puffa jacket is essential for his short ride home …even when it is still almost 20c at midnight ! 

TNR 11-07-2024 Bowstones Shitshow

Crew: El Pres, Slim, 3 Sheds, Bern, Troll, Butty, TJ, Stunt

Pub: Dunc

Route: Bolly Maze, Middlewood way to Coppice Car park, Lyme park west gate, Knott, Cage, Red lane, Green Lane, Mudhurst Lane, Bowstones, Dale top, Quarries descent, Pott Shrigley, Poachers.

Conditions: Cool & dry on damp trails.

Notes:

Pete has a hankering for a traverse of Lyme park while it’s on summer access hours. The early rain has cleared away for an overcast but unthreatening sky, so even the hydrophobes are out riding. Even better Bern is back – still in Ninja black with a big smile!

Plenty of chatting on the traverse of Middlewood ,the road to West Gate, and up the track to the Knott car park. Although cool for the time of year, it’s not overheating weather – so up to the top of the Knott for moody vistas. Not many folk in Lyme tonight, some glum looking walkers pass as we are regrouping at the Cage, but the runners much happier (perfect weather for running!).

A wet grassy descent towards Horse Coppice reservoir – and a wonderful smell of sausages coming from somewhere!

Bedragged squirrels jumping around in the trees, and red deer ears flicking flies away give away their presence as they are sat down on the other side of the park.

A nice meander up Red and Green lanes before hitting the main road, passing a family in full waterproofs by their car in the layby making hot drinks and pot noodles on a stove to warm up after a cold walk!

Mudhurst lane climb gets up warm to get to Bowstones, but before we crest our nostrils are assulted by foul smells. The culprit is the farmer who has spread stripes of black muck over the moor to our right all the way along to the end of the main track. Two huge tyred tractors are parked up there, and some reloading is going on from a digger eating away at a huge mound of filth.

They have used the main track to get to the moors – with tyre churn on both sides, and liquid brown and black stuff inches deep along much of the middle.

The Nancies are coming up from park moor over the stile, so at least all the bikers coming into the Poachers will be in a similar state!

We take the swampy direct route along the wall to avoid the black mountain, and at least our tyres are getting cleaned in the process.

Plenty of sheep poo to get through too on the uppy downy bits to Dale top, then fun descent to Moorside lane (with optional beavers creek for some).

Into the pub for 8:30, with a crush at the bar as all biking groups arrive at the same time.

Shocking news that the Bowstones goo is “treated human excrement” – cue hand and face washing!!

This also leads to food delays so two rounds of table crisps are required to keep the wolf from the door (well it’s been a decent ride tonight!)

Dunc joins up direct from his fell race in the forest – to which he cycled, then cycled here!

Butty is “so back in the room” with cheeky ribaldry and a chip butty order 🙂

Does TJ more resemble a french philosopher or aging footballer? we reckon he could be mistaken for David Ginola these days 😉

Bern tells us that there have been more than a thousand TNR’s…to which we cannot argue with the maths, and gets us all nostalgic about TNR activities of old. Fond memories too of Huge Stewart who has been in touch to update that he has Motor Neurone Disease…Mayhem 2008 will live long in the memory.

A fabulous beartown pudding stout eases us into the later stages of the evening, and even surpasses Leffe as the last drink of choice!

Cool ride home, rumours of Poynton whisky before bed!!

TNR 04-07-2024 Over the Moors to Greenway Bridge

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Words by Alex, photos by Pete

Crew: PTD, El Pres, Smiffy, Lee, Slim, 3 Sheds, Dunc, Stunt

Pub: Doog, Butty, El Pud

Route: Bottom of the Zag, Windyways, Charity, Extension, Standing Stone, Shutlingsloe steps, track off the side of Shutligsloe down across sheepclough gutter and over the south east edge of Piggford moor down to Greenway bridge. Nabs road, Hanging Gate, across towards the forest, Heathcote lane, Cockhall lane, St Dunstans.

Conditions: Mild, breezy, showers around.

Notes:

A rare visit to the southern reaches of Piggford moors is on the table tonight, and food pre-ordered at the Dunny.

Impressive promptness at the rendevous (Smiffy on time!!), some westward gazing to determine likleyhood of getting a drenching from the heavy showers kicking about, and off onwards an upwards.

It’s election day, but also Wimbledon, so El Pud has initated ribaldry remotely pre ride by suggesting polls of tennis players!

The breeziness is wind assist up Charity, where we find quite a lot of puddles and dampness in the north facing shadows, luckily the main descent is dry, but the moisture has kept it from being too loose.

There is a line appearing on the lower part of the extension making the rock garden a bit less sketchy (although stunt managed to have a dab where it petered out a bit!)

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Impressive scary signage at Standing Stone with the forestry operations having logged the trees closest to the track heading towards Ferriser, with clear views to the Reservoirs as a result.

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Dry trails equals good climbing up the Shutlingsloe steps, before the bumpy slabs, and some discussion of exactly where the trail starts. There is an obvious gate option – although this has quite a lot of high marsh grass to push through initially, the alternative is to head in higher up requiring a bit of hike a bike first. The team split, and the gate option wins out in the progress vs time stakes.

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We are soon riding along the doubletrack amongst highish grass, and pick up the finger posts for the path that is not marked on the maps, but is marked on the ground – with signage about dogs having to be on leads to help the nesting curlews. Despite the vegetation the trail gets better and better, almost no mud, and grippy underwheel.

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Good views of the back of the roaches as well as Ridge hill, and Shutligsloe.

Worth giving the rider in front a bit of a gap on the last section down and around, as the black sheep that are grazing have left plenty of soft big poo’s that stick to tyres, then flick off and up!

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Regrouping at Greenway bridge, a time check determines that the off road climb out is no longer an option, so the Nabs road climb it is. There is reward at the top as PTD and Dunc have brought birthday tipples. PTD has a large bottle of blueish fluid – which is a cocktail of cider, brandy, and blue curacou with a splash of soda water, rather good (and not too strong). We follow with some classic rusty nail, marvellous!

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Time to head past the Hanging gate (now only open 4 days a week and closing at 9pm on Thursdays), and down the lanes into Langley to the St Dunstans.

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Bikes through to the decking, where some charming little girls loudly tell us that we are bikers! How can you tell we ask? “because i live here!!” is the reply 🙂

We have the long table in the old restuarant area, and Phil is serving us Macc Lustre Pale ale, and our food arrives not long after.

Doog pops over to pay us a visit, as does Butty, and later El Pud himself to drag us to new depths.

Plenty of banter, interest in the exit poll – Labour landslide predicted – “Don’t mess it up Kier” might be the quote of the night? …or was it the proposed tax on ebikers?? 🙂

An AoE is inevitable, and it is a relaxed late finish – home past the witching hour.

TNR 27-06-2024 Meet me at Lidgetts

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Words by Pete . Pics by Pete & Dunc 

Route : Zag – Calrofold – Kerridge Bridleway – Poacher’s Snicket – Oakenbank- Jumper Lane – SPLIT 1 – (PTD & Simon)  Hedge Row – Spuley – Pott Shrigley – Moorside – Wall climb to Dale Top ; (The Rest) Kettleshulme Rd climb – GT towards Bowstones – The rollercoaster to Dale Top – SPLIT 2 (The Rad Boyz ) Whale’s Mollar descent – Brick works ; (The XC Boyz) Plantation rock field descent  – Brick Works – The Poachers 

Conditions : Trails were dry.  A gusty south westerly, pleasantly cool at 16c , a tiny bit of rain . Distinctly cooler up on the GT. 

Crew :  El Pres , Lee , Pete , Smiffy , Dunc, PTD, Simon, Butty , 3sheds

Notes

This week it was a  Lee Wadsworth production – with a start at Zag bottom, finish in Bollingtonia formula. Ok by me .

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Although , in the words of a slightly frowning El Pres in the Poachers post ride , “Only half the crew did the full ride” . Technically this is correct – as Butty , Dunc and I were running late and met up at the Lidgetts Lane end of the KB to await the arrival of the peloton. However ,  Zag to the end of Lidgetts is a pretty short and mostly downhill ride. 

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With the arrival of Lee et al at the KB , there was a slight pause for bants & a dip into the Ribaldry Zone by yours truly.  Lee had a mini-vent at the Ryanair policy on transporting bikes on planes . He & Smiffy Steve have just returned from a trip to Southern France to do the Canal des Deux Mers route . 

The KB was a good choice , being dry and very rideable at the moment . This was the debut ride for my rejuvenated fox forks , fresh back from Rick at S&S. What a transformation ! Why had I left it six and a half years ! 

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It seems to have become quite customary on a Lee ride to have a new pastime of hunt-the-Smiffy , as he is usually playing catch-up. This week I think the first possible Smiffy meet up point was going to be at The Poachers after the KB traverse – but alas, he wasn’t there . 

So onwards up and over Oakenbank , then the climb to Jumper Lane – where we had to negotiate our way past two vehicles ! I think of this as an almost “off road track”, so this was not in my list of ride expectations . But the first driver was the Simon, the sparky who did our house electrics.  I took the opportunity to get his view on swapping the light switch in our pantry for a motion sensor one. Electrical advice mid ride – a TNR first ?

The second driver was travelling at pace in a little silver 4×4 , evasive action was needed. 

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Also at Jumper Lane we had the second instalment of “Hunt The Smiffy” , with a mini debate as to whether “that’s him!” as we clocked a cyclist at the top of Blaze Hill. Nope, no Smiffy yet. 

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At the junction with Blaze Hill PTD and Dr S formed a splinter group and went off to forge a route over Billingeside. The rest of us took the tarmac climb to the Kettleshulme Rd – fortunately it was less windy than predicted , but definitely getting cooler. 

Smiffy was eventually located on the top of Bakestonedale Rd where the Gritstone Trail crosses . He was looking a little chilly as he wasn’t dressed for the gusty and cool conditions on the top. We followed the roller coaster path next to the Park Moor wall – like the KB it was pretty dry and very rideable. 

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Dunc’s Photo

At Dale Top we re-grouped and enjoyed the cloudscape view across the plain and towards the Pennines . Paul & Dr S appeared from the Moorside Lane side right on cue – and joined us to ride the ridge section before the second crew split occurred . The Rad Boyz hopped the fence and took the Whale’s Molar route down to the Brickworks. The XC Boyz took the plantation and rock field route down . 

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Time was pressing – we were due at the Poachers for 8-45pm . 

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Apart from the entertainment of the “Hunt The Smiffy” game, we also get a regular bit of in-ride of Videography from Steve, with his own inimitable Northern Geezer narration. We like this ! 

The Poachers was scarily empty at 8-40pm, and we were welcomed like the Prodigal Son’s  we are – its over a month since we crossed the threshold . Shock horror. 

Thankfully by 10pm it was pretty full – including a growing contingent of the WNBs. They had been on an uplift night in the Goyt , doing Ratboy trails either side of The Street. 

Stop the press – double shock horror – there was NO LEFFE BLONDE available in the pub !!!! 

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We had to resort to an instant AOE to recover ! 

TNR 20-06-2024 Solstice Slackness

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Words by Alex, Pics by Butty & Pete

Crew: PTD, Slim, 3 Sheds, Butty, TJ, Croxy, Dunc, Stunt, Troll.

Route: Bolly maze, Canal, doubletrack to Oak Lane, Endon House climb, Steps up to the ridge, Trig, Descent to Lidgetts Lane, Calrofold Lane, Cliff Lane, Plantation tracks, Gritstone to Windyways, Saddlers Way, up Hardingland, cut into the Forest past witches cottage, Charity, original BBQ spot.

Conditions: Warm, Sunny, little wind.

Notes:

Finally some decent weather, and with the Solstice aligned with a TNR, a camp fire must do!

Pete organises a beer stash, and we are to provide our own provisions, then RV at Bolly Maze.

A very fine evening for a ride, and welcome returns from PTD and Croxy. The SantaCruz of the Buxton Road silver fox arrives with added squeaks from pedals…with TJ to the rescue with the flourish of a tiny oil bottle from his bag of bits!

A meandering route is outlined, and we head off at a steady pace – not a night for going too hard too early (especially with extra loads in our packs).

The ebikers attempt to clean the steps – but back wheels are spinning out, and the vegetation has made it tricky at the sides, acoustic pushers are right behind them at the top.

A nice bit of gentle banter with a couple walking the ridge as we yo-yo past them at a couple of gates, super dry trail conditions makes for fast downhilling.

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We capture the Troll at Lidgetts, and potter up Calrofold (obligatory mentions of Brian Redhead).

Apparently the plantation is under new ownership, but access does not seem to have changed, the track has been recently levelled and tidied up ready for something..

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Butty’s Photo

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Butty’s Photo

Fabulous meadow flowers waist high either side of the Gritstone for a couple of fields, then one full of young nosey heifers – who come charging across us at some speed (although not as fast as Croxy!).

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Our agricultural contingent shoo them away from blocking the gate out, and we complete our crossing unscathed!

Unusual angles to look southward, and Mow Cop and the Cloud look very different somehow (deep discussion on which was which!)

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Even deeper route discussion at Windyways – push direct to the campfire, or do some descending first.

To everyone’s suprise Slim goes for the down and up option!

Saddlers way dry and grippy – meaning fast and a lot of vibration lower down!

Final route debate, and we opt for the short and steep option – E’s and Dunc do a decent job of getting up in one go, the loose stones lower down do for the rest of us.

Cresting Hacked Way lane in glorious low sun there is a small white square tent going up in the field next to Charity. Looking the wrong way for the coming Solstice sunrise, but perhaps a checkpoint of some description for a weekend event?

No evidence of anything happening in this part of the forest tonight (luckily), and the BBQ spot appears untouched since we were last here earlier in the year.

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A fire is quickly started, the beers are cracked open, and multiple foil wrapped parcels go on to warm by the embers.

PTD offers up the skin so smooth bug repellent – although despite the still’ish conditions there are not many beasties about.

Sharing crisps, pork pies, scotch eggs , samosas and hot dog sausages ensure that no one goes hungry. Croxy wins the bring your own food with a full burger combo with lettuce tomato and cheese!

Most amusing were the bananas, especially with the mini marshmallow melted in.

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Plenty of beery banter, moody moonlit skies (94.5% full apparently), the full debrief of Dunc’s charity 2 day ride from last week, and his next event is a quadrathalon (like a triathlon but with a canoe added).

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How to keep 26″ bikes going when you can’t get new forks (but offers of things from garages may help).

Kudos to 3 Sheds for fixing stunts bike by crafting a replacement bolt from leftover things in his garage!

Dunc and TJ dispense whisky, Troll bellows at anyone thinking of breaking the seal where he’s going to bivvy, and we don’t quite finish the beer (we were rumoured to be over provisioned at the start).

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It’s well past the witching hour as we cast off downhill, all quiet at the square tent, less wobby than last time – although Croxy manages to find some swamp partway down Charity!

Three rings confirm all home safe.

TNR 13-06-2024 Token Solo

Crew: Stunt

Route: Rainbow bridge, Smith Lane, Endon house climb, Lidgetts lane, back of Kerridge, Waulkmill wood, up “under nancy”, Redway lane, Oak Lane, Rainbow Bridge, Tythy.

Conditions: Windy & damp

Notes:

Rain all day, regulars on manouvers elsewhere, too wet for the fair weather riders.

A quick token loop out to Kerridge to keep the TNR tradition going!

Hardly raining (took off waterproof halfway round), wind very gusty even low down.

TNR 06-06-2024 “The best gammon in christendom”

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Words by Alex, Pics by Pete, Vid by Smiffy

Crew: El Pres, Slim, 3 Sheds, Troll, Dr S, Butty, TJ, Smiffy, Stunt

Pub: Adrian & Biscuit

Route: Back Eddisbury, Coalpit lane, Cock Hall Lane, Hanging Gate, Ridge Hill, Fourways, A54, Croker Hill, Ryles Arms.

Conditions: Dry, cool.

Notes:

El Pres declares a visit to the Ryles is in order, and hence on a dry evening we assemble at the bottom of the Zag with dinner deadline of 20:30.

Immediately comms ping with our resident eBikers being late, the planned route of saddlers way, lower teggs and into Langley past the bottoms reservoirs is binned off, live location is turned on, and we head for the more direct route of Coalpit lane to rv with Smiffy, and trust Butty to catch us up.

3 Sheds is looking to move somewhere more rural, looking as far afield as Herefordshire…but out the back of Langley you could be anywhere deep in the English countryside as we wend our way up increasingly worn and steep lanes.

Time to chat, admire the early summer lushness (but not the temperature!) , spot birds – obligatory Buzzard, and comment on the long locks of TJ and Pete!

A split emerges as there is a choice of lanes, so we regroup at the Hanging gate and reminice about the snug on a winters night…if only they did food again.

Croker Hill from Kerridge Ridge

Library shot

Croker Hill mast is in view the whole ride, and Ridge hill gives us expansive ones over three counties and beyond.

It may be a mainly road climb evening, for which we are overbiked, but a nice piece of variety from our usual fare.

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The sun is shining on us as we crest Croker, see the nifty automatic gate at the top of the road work for the locals, and get some grumpy comments re footpath from the resident farmer.

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No G&T’s at the top – although it would have been the perfect evening for it, and good conditions on the descent – apart from the tractor churned mud in the lower section of the top field.

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Team work to the the group through the gates, especially the final “double gate of doom”, by a newly rebuild long section of stonewall (nice job!).

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Plenty of sheep poo hazards, a nice final run down to the road, and we are somehow half an hour early at the pub!

Kodiak the ale of choice, gammon the meal of choice (damn it’s good), Dr S has brought ipad and paper n pen to kick off Traws Eyri planning, and we are very well looked after as ever by the Ryles top team.

Occasional unexpected leg licking reminds us that Biscuit is with us (who does well with any gammon rinds) and the world is in a better place whilst we are with good company, and relaxed with some ale.

Dunc arrives fresh from a day out in London at a software vendor jamboree, to find we are drinking up as the Ryles is trying to close early now that the dining is done (it was pretty busy earlier).

Slim hatches a cunning plan to stop off at the Kings Head for a pudding pint. He and Stunt head off first and negotiate some beer just before they start flushing the lines.

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Then in two further waves an AoE sneaks in, with El Pres, then Butty, TJ & Smiffy.

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We get half an hour of being bad boys, although in reality we are still out and homeward bound shortly after 11pm.

Buffs and layers needed for a cool ride home.