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TNR 4-6-2015 PTD Rides Again

Words by Stunt, Pics by Pete & Butty

Crew: PTD, El Pres, Salad Dodger, Butty, Croxy, 3 Sheds, Joe, Dunc, Mr I, Stunt

Pub: Eric

Route: BL, Teggs, Smithy, Chazza, Standing stone, Shutlingsloe gate singletrack, Nessit, Rezzies, Smithy

Conditions: Warm Dry & lovely

Stats: 1 front mech faff (Stunt)

Notes:

PTD announces a forest classic route with a slightly slack start time, summer weather finally arrives, what’s not to like!!

On time and on a frighteningly clean bit of bling he’s finally BACK!

Joe and Croxy also tempted out of statistical nothingness to ride 🙂

A beautiful evening to admire the scenery – from the freshly cut grass in the fields above the zig zag in zen garden like green lines, the alpine flowers at teggs, bluebells, blossom, lush and verdant greenery and the white dots of the village cricket teams on their lovingly prepared squares.

Eye spy spots (for the keen observers) hovering kestrel, lazily flapping heron, perched buzzard, lesser white breasted jogger, greater red headed runners, and the smiling family walkers.

An evening for chatting and riding, and blasting sections for fun!

Teggs very dry, Chazza an odd mix of very dry with small stream running down the middle, extension super loose.

Standing stone to Nessit path widened and gravelled – making the high speed off camber corner “interesting”

Singletrack from the Shutlingsloe gate to the S bends had boggy patches that almost caught out a few!

Nessit for Malaga Virgen Sherry and M&S Pies (Our hard mountain men image may be at risk!)

Fabulous sunset across the western horizon – and a new plume somewhere in Scouseland (Compost warehouse fire in Kirby)

Thrash back to the Smithy for food!

Tonights quiz – what’s changed in the Smithy?

Bar and Fire stone painted (correct)

Walls & Ceiling Painted (correct)

Behind the bar shelves smarter (correct)

Barstools & Leather seats recovered (Wrong – although the paint does match them)

New lights (wrong)

..and the item not spotted (Mainly because it was on the other side) Wood Burner replaces old fire place in the restuarant.

Golden XPA or Trooper, Hanging Chicken Kebabs heralds new menu, warm ride = tactical cokes for a few.

Nice weather tempted Manchester Mountain Bikers – who arrived post food ordering (but then many of them had clearly already eaten too many pies!)

Eric arrives for a swift pint, and Butty shows off impressive go pro like camera with super fast wifi’ing to phone.

Wonderfully NOT COLD post pub (which seemed to spur a number of peeps to race back at a furious pace)


 

TNR 28-05-2015 5 different colours of Orange

Pics by Pete, Words by Eric

Crew: Lee, El Pres, Butty, Eric, Slim

Joining us on the hill : Gee

Route; Rainbow Bridge, Middlewood Way, Brookledge Lane, Shrigley Road, Birchencliff, Dale Top, Blakestonedale Road, back to the top, Birchencliff, Styperson, Vale

Conditions; Drizzle to start, but turning cold and spectacularly clear.

Stats; None

Offs; None admitted to

Notes:

Good to be joined by Lee tonight as 5 Oranges assembled on the Middlewood Way in a miserable drizzle. Butty’s plan for a clandestine foray to a secret location was thwarted when “the man was there” but a swift re-route kept us going. The long climb up Birchencliff and on up the bridleway was just what was needed to warm up chilled legs – in late May! We headed on over to Dale Top for a spiritual hmmmm at Butty’s rock of calm. As we sat and drank in the amazingly clear views to the west; the Holy City, Blackpool Tower and Heysham Power Station a panting figure came charging over the rocks towards us – Hello Gee.

After some trick cycling and equally trick photography in the wall of death we headed down the screaming descent to Blakestonedale Road, everyone taking slightly different lines to try to avoid the glutinous mud holes which have a nasty habit of getting in the middle of the dry line – everyone made it to the bottom with the usual grins breaking out.

Back over the top again was the plan so the killer climb was attempted by all – and sadly failed by all; put it down to the slippery conditions or maybe just that we are non of us getting any younger. The drop back down to Birchencliff more than makes up for the little bit of pushing, and the whooping grassy bit at the end just finishes things off nicely. Just time for a final bit of technical trickery in the woods and into the Vale for an earlyish doors finish.

It might not have been a lot of miles tonight but the descents were superb, the climbs technical and challenging and Orange was the right choice. Lee had only planned a swift half before an early start the next day; but three pints later he was seen fitting borrowed lights for the late night ride home – Lee, welcome to TNR

TNR 14-05-2015 Life’s a picnic

words by Eric, Pics by Pete & Butty

Crew; Full time; El Pres, Butty, Stunt, Slim, TJ, Eric
Part time; Coley, Three Sheds

Route; NBR, Tea Rooms, Stakeside, right hand option, quarry, Goyt’s Clough, Derbyshire Bridge, Buxton very old Road, left hand option, picnic spot, Pym Chair, Jenkin Chapel, Erwin Lane, Blaze Hill, Vale.

Conditions; Wickedly windy and bl**dy cold in places. Trails as dry as a dingo’s drongo.

Stats; El Pres rear light fell off !!.

Long evenings prompted a big plan, a plan so big that sandwiches were required. Having decided on a picnic night there was some debate over where to go but a big Butty route seemed appropriate. The ritual Presidential bike rebuild allowed latecomers to catch up at the start. The climb to the Tea Rooms was a little blustery to say the least with the breakaway group sensibly taking shelter in the lea of the hill to watch the looney bikers.

By the top of Stakeside we’d lost 25% of the peloton with Three sheds knees giving in and Coley off to work. A view of lapwing chicks added to the wild moorland spring ambience before getting back to the job in hand. The descent was as dry as it gets and great fun, even for those who had turned up with wholly inappropriate equipment. Butty in his new “fit as a butchers dog” form kept dashing ahead to take on the team photography role, as Slim kept both hands white knuckled firmly on the bars. Right hand option, death bridge, and up to the road.

The climb up the Old Buxton Road into the wind was a little bracing but the reward was the fantastic as ever descent. Everyone arrived at the bottom grinning and the grassy spot by the bridge was declared a picnic zone. With only Butty declaring food options before the start a veritable mystery tasting menu was produced. Sausage and black pudding rolls, sausage rolls, prawn and rocket sandwiches, cheese and HP sandwiches, olives, more cheese, some other sandwiches and Mrs D’s racing buns provided sumptuous fare as the sun went down and took the temperature with it. Nips of Jack Daniels, Sloe Gin and some purple stuff El Pres had in a plastic bottle, kept the cold at bay for a short time but it was soon time to get rolling. The initial drop to the dam felt like deep midwinter but Pym Chair re-warmed the legs.

It’s always a bit of a shame to lose all the height off Pym down the road but time was marching on and most were getting weary, except Butty who threw in Oakenbank just to finish off.

Back at the Vale by 10.30 and there didn’t seem to be too many complaints about missing the food, in fact most seemed to be looking forward to the duvet rather than crying when the last orders bell rang.

It’s not for every night but on occasion it makes a change !

The Poynton Posse “do Snowdon” – 2nd and 3rd May 2015

Foreward : Butty, John-The-Bike-Smithy, “Death Dan” and eight other guys I (unfortunately) do not know took on a massive challenge last week and rode all the way from Poynton to Snowdon, Up and down Snowdon and then rode home again. All to raise money for a very worthwhile cause. I thought it only right that we gave them a bit of publicity on the TNR site. Please take some time to read this and then make a donation . Thanks , Pete

Words by John-The-Bike-Smithy ; Pics by Butty & the Poynton Posse

That was the weekend that was the Poynton – Snowdon Summit – Poynton Challenge.

And we took it by the horns and smashed it.

Only a few weeks ago, Jason came to us to ask if we’d do some sort of charity fundraising ride to help some friends of his with a very poorly young boy. 4 year old Ollie had been diagnosed with battens disease. None of our group had heard of this genetic disease before, so through the wonders of modern technology, a bit of web searching on our phones brought up the very sad truth that Ollie’s life would be cut tragically short.
The Tuesday Night Riders stepped up and said a fairly unanimous yes, but what should the challenge be? A few ideas, some good and some less so were mooted and booted into touch until we decided that in order to raise some decent and much needed cash, it had to be a challenge that would stand out as being hard enough to make people open their wallets and purses to donate. This is where the Snowdon idea came forward.
At first, we discussed a team relay there, all riding up together and a team relay home. This sounded reasonable, but still not hard enough as with all the riders taking part, we’d only have to tackle about 30+ miles each, along with Snowdon. That was when the plan to do the whole thing together came about: To ride our mountain bikes from Vernon School in Poynton to the top of Snowdon and back with a night out in bivi bags. That should pique people’s attention nicely.
As the ensuing weeks rolled by, kit was bought, bikes were prepped and training miles went in, the miles and the bivi night being people’s biggest concerns. Dan did sterling work putting the just giving page and text donation line together, Marc came good with the offer of a support van to carry our kit to and from Snowdon and the money started to roll into the fund, helping us on our way to the ÂŁ5000 target we had, rather ambitiously set for ourselves.
With only a few weeks to go before the challenge, we heard the devastating news that Ollie’s younger sister Amelia had also been diagnosed with battens. We had to do this now, more than ever.
All too quickly, weeks of good weather turned to wet and windy, just in time for our challenge. A call to postpone it was dismissed, we’d come so far and done so much, not to mention the growing support we were receiving, we couldn’t put it off for a bit of bad weather. After all, how bad could it be?

Saturday the 2nd of May arrived without the forecasted rain and our motley crew of bike riders assembled outside Vernon School for our 6am start. Well, almost all of our crew. A quick phone call from Andy to Paul revealed he’d slept through his alarm but assured us he’d be there as soon as he could. Much mickey taking would follow but for now it was nervous anticipation all round. The roar of Paul’s Audi announced his tardy arrival and he was good to go within a few minutes.
6.30am and we were on the road. Mile 1 soon ticked by and the pace was good, spirits high and the banter started to flow. Our first stretch of offroad pedalling came between Prestbury and Alderly Edge, met with huge cheers and a massive injection of pace. Good to see we’re all still mountain bikers, despite the tarmac miles we’d be facing this weekend.
Our first leg went by quickly with one comedy crash as we realised we’d missed a turning and in the slamming on of brakes, Paul took a trip over the bars. Payback for our late start perhaps. The meeting point in Davenham was soon reached and we happened across a lady in the local hairdressers who was the first to rattle our collection can and took a photo for our progress report.
Bottles filled and pockets stuffed with supplies we took to our next stretch towards Chester, via some more fast miles on good tracks through Delamere and onwards. An impromptu call of nature break, or maybe two were the only things to halt progress and we arrived in Chester earlier than expected for more re-supply and some very successful can rattling. It’s amazing how easily people can be persuaded to listen to you when the other people vying for their attention are talking politics so our chosen location, opposite a load of pre-election campaigners worked out nicely.
Saddling up again, we headed east along good cycle tracks to the Welsh border where the weather got rather more Welsh and it started to rain with a little more determination. Meeting point 3 was Prestatyn which was reached via a mix of more good tracks and some rather tedious A road. A persistent beep of a car horn was very nearly met with the customary hand gestures you might expect as we were doing no wrong, but thankfully, we noticed the outstretched arm from the passenger window brandishing a ÂŁ20 donation. Good job we didn’t offend the good lady first.
A long lunch stop in Prestatyn gave Jason time to catch up with his holidaying kids and in-laws and also a chance for a local in said boozer to rattle our can very successfully around the bar on our behalf.
Once more into the wind and rain, we continued along the, thankfully, traffic free Wales Coastal Path as far as Colwyn Bay with only a puncture holding up our steady progress. A couple of road miles took us, via a chip shop stop, to Conway with it’s imposing castle and it’s welcome sight of our support van. One last re-stocking of drinks and snacks saw us on our final leg before Snowdon and some tired legs were called on to tackle the first of many Welsh hills.
Re-grouping on the road south to Betws y Coed revealed a couple of very tired faces in the pack and speeds slowed to a crawl on the climbs. All our faces, no matter what colour, were drawn to the occasional breaks in the cloud which revealed much snow on the higher flanks of the Carnedd mountain range. The slog onwards from Betws, for a predominantly uphill 10 miles, steepening to the end, sapped the last of Jason’s reserves so he took a seat in the support van for the last few miles. Our rendezvous with the van at the top of Pen y Pass revealed the lack of anything approaching sensible weather for a night time ascent so a rare sensible decision was taken to head into Llanberis and hit Marc’s thoughtfully scoped out bivi spot for the night.
Unloading the van in a few trips into the woods had us setting up a camp fit for a king, tarps strung between trees, campfire lit and well supplied with wood, stoves cooking tea and a bevvy or two being passed around. Suitably fed, our numbers started to turn in in preparation for the dawn start on the mountain planned for Sunday.
The alarm apparently went off at five, though there was little movement for some while as no-one seemed to want to experience the rain pounding on our tarp first hand. Had we realised that Phil wasn’t even under the tarp, we could have just asked him how hard it was raining. Nice one Phil, taking one for the team without complaint.
More faffing about than you’d find at an award dinner for champion faff abouters meant that the dawn start turned into a 7.30 start and a realisation that we were going to struggle to beat the 10am no bikes on the mountain cut off time. Best get pedalling then.
The initial 1/2 mile or so is a tarmac surfaced swine which saw one or two resorting to pushing bikes before we even hit dirt. A last re-group at the first gate would be the last time we all saw each other for about 4 hours. The battle we were about to do with gravity and the weather seemed to mean heads down and get on with it.
Passing above the first of the mountain railway stations, the wind decided it was time to start playing it’s part in slowing our progress. Very soon it invited it’s mate, sideways rain to join in. By the halfway point, visibility was down to a few feet and any section too steep to ride was a wrestle to hang on to our bikes as the wind tried to steal them from us. Under the railway tunnel and into the final steep stretch to the summit, the wind turned from annoyingly strong to THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
By now, our well strung out party were well out of sight of each other so I was surprised to be met by a descending Andy. I knew he was ahead of me but surely the Wee Man couldn’t have summited already. A quick chat and map check showed that he’d turned around to head down, fearing the time limit, within half a mile of the top so we carried on up together.

Never has a summit been savoured for such a short time, I think Andy’s hand had left before the muffled sound of his glove slap had met his ears and my 3 seconds contact with the trig point warranted a “Come On” shout. Sorry mate, off we go.
Early attempts to ride down the steps off the summit pyramid were thwarted by the gale force wind so we walked until a more suitable surface was reached. Dropping down the higher slopes, we met the fragmented group coming up and warned them of what was to be expected at the top, Marc and Ant joining us to head down, Dan, Forbes, Damian, Paul, Mark and Phil continuing to top out, Jason having made a solo sensible decision already to head down. While our foursome enjoyed the thrills of the descent, with stops to allow our steaming and hissing brake rotors to cool, the topmost party headed for the summit café for much needed warmth and hot drinks. Several even opted to purchase fleeces from the shop before it was announced that due to the weather conditions, the café was being closed.

Welsh weather being as unpredictable as it is, our regrouping in Llanberis didn’t seem to be on the same planet as our trip up and down Snowdon. Not only had the wind and rain disappeared, but it was warming up in the sunshine very nicely. This good weather allowed us to eat porridge, drink brews, prepare kit and snacks for the ride home, accompanied with a huge amount more faffing about for an hour or so. This meant it was around half an hour into Sunday afternoon before we turned a pedal for home. By which time, the rain was making another appearance as Jason took the van keys for the stint to the coast, Marc opting to ride a while.
Having all descended Pen y Pass at some rate of knots the previous evening, we knew what a slog the climb would be and we weren’t let down. Thankfully, it doesn’t last forever but the headwind up and down into Betws y Coed robbed us of the fast descent we had hoped for. A left turn over the bridge in Betws and we were soon crossing the River Conway via another bridge, into Llanwryst to turn north for the coast. Good road surfaces and a tail wind meant we’d hit the Colwyn Bay meeting with the van in good time so we caffeine filled ourselves in Costa, loaded up pannier pockets with bananas and Snickers, then took to the coast path again with a rejuvenated Jason back on the bike, Marc back in the driving seat.
The puncture gods being the twisted individuals that they are meant that only our second puncture of the trip was picked up within yards of the first on our way out the previous day. More thorns than it’s possible to hold in a tyre and a piece of glass were removed from Ant’s tyre and we were off again through Rhyl and Prestatyn towards the border.
A few quick mental calculations revealed that t would be late o’clock or later when we arrived home so we should make an effort to stick together in one line to save everyone having to push on through the wind alone. This proved quite successful for many miles and we made the meeting point in Chester well before lighting up time.
Lights were fitted, bottles were filled, snacks were stashed and Ant took control of the van as Marc headed onto 2 wheels again. A wrong way up a one way street through the bank holiday weekend boozers and a wrong turn at a roundabout delayed our escape from Chester a little but we were soon out into Cheshire on ever quieter roads as the evening drew on. The train of riders rolled well together into Northwich for another meeting with the van to fill up and meet the local constabulary. “What’s this then, some kind of bike ride?” seemed an unusual and rather un-necessary question to ask a load of bike riders, obviously on a bike ride, but we satisfied his curiosity and were allowed on our way towards the final meet up in Mobberly. What the sleeping residents of this little Cheshire commuter village had done to deserve the hideous outbreak of energy drink fuelled farting that was deposited on them, we may never know but it brought on much giggling in our ranks to help raise spirits for the final push to Poynton.
The late hour, clear roads and finish line almost in sight led to our pace picking up a little and we were soon through Wilmslow, passing the Deanwater and into the last few miles. On through Woodford and finally into Poynton, all joking about a sprint finish turned into a desire to finish together as a team and so it was that 10 riders pedalled into the other end of Clumber Road from the one we’d left about 41 1/2 hours before, to a welcoming committee and a stop. We were made to feel truly welcomed and appreciated, a bottle of beer and a donut has never tasted so good and a one man round of applause has never lasted so long. A quick picture of some somewhat smellier faces behind our mis-spelled bannor and it was time for much needed showers and beds.
Depending on who’s computer you check, where they pedalled from and how accurate their device may be, we pedalled something like 265 miles and climbed something like 14000 feet.

The only statistics that really matter though are:
2 children have inspired us to do this.
1 family have so graciously accepted our help and supported us so well.
11 stepped up when asked and smashed the challenge.
5242.01 pounds has been raised so far.
343 wonderful people have donated.
We’d love it if those last two numbers continued to climb.
Massive thanks from the 11 of us involved in the pedalling to everyone who has supported us into and during the ride.

Please don’t forget why we did this and keep checking http://www.olliesarmy.co.uk to see how else you can help.

TNR 30-4-2015 Small Crew – Big Ride


Words by Stunt, Pics by Dunc & Slim

Crew: Dunc & Stunt

B Team:
Slim, Eric & Butty

Route (For A Team) : Rainbow Bridge, Endon House, Lidgetts Lane, Back of Kerridge, Rainow, Smith Lane, Gnarly descent to below Jenkin Chapel, Pym Chair, Singletrack to Wingather Rocks, Kettleshulme, Moorside Hotel, Bowstones, Quarry Descent, Splash & dash past the Cottages, Pott Shrigley, Poachers

Route (For B team) : Tythy Muster Point – Canal at Zeneca – Endon Hall Lane – Lidgetts Lane – Kerridge – Ingersley Vale – Poachers Snicket – Gratuitous Ascent of Beeston Brow – Poachers

Conditions:

Threatening clouds & cold wind die down to give a sunny evening, Dry trails with muddy patches.

No Stats

Notes

Another long list of excuses on the WhatsApp Chat! and yet again Stunt and Dunc keep the TNR flag flying.

With dry trails and tiny team we decide to go large and supersize the ride and rely on B team to order food (or even risk the beer and crisps option!)

The 2×11 carbon whippet vs the 3×10 chunky five get a full extended comparison “vs” testing on this ride.

Early indications are that chunky will need to work harder to burn off excess cake consumption from earlier in the day (no bad thing!!)

Despite the rain earlier in the day, the wind seemed to have dried most of the trails, Endon Hall muddy track pretty firm, back of Kerridge nice and dry…apart from the muddy slope on the way to the cut across to the Main road – would have caught out less wary riders 😉

Long slog up to Smith Lane, and the whippet machine’s gearing starts to show some weakness on the steeper sections as the 5 can be spun very effectively in granny, and the first of the yo-yo overhauls is experienced.

Climbing higher we notice that we have left the clouds behind on the plain, and the sun is establishing itself 🙂

Taking the fast off road route to below Jenkins is it’s usual sodden slippery, rocky trickiness – but good efforts by both. Banter peters out on the steep grind up to Pym’s chair – 5 wins this one hands down.

Brief stop to recuperate the lungs and then its time for swoopy singletrack to Wingather rocks – even more fun than usual with added low sun in your face.

Climbers finishing up – walk below us gear a clinking, time for a Brandy “on the rocks” to celebrate another year of stunt (showing off another loud jersey)

No rest (if we want food, or to stay warm) and a very cold decent into shadow to Kettleshulme and up t’other side of the valley.

Past the now very smart cottages at the turn off onto the track up to the Moorside, we break back into sunshine, crank past abandoned van, curious sheep, and across the main road onto Mudhurst lane, tut at the poor architectural styling of the new house(s?) and keep yo-yo ing until Dunc decides that carbon’s reputation must be saved and digs deep to reach bowstones first.

Another Huge mound of grey stuff has appeared (with yellow digger), staying close to the wall is the best idea despite the drainage. Uppy Downy track needs care to traverse due to the still very deep tractor tracks, but it’s still light enough to not need lights at the stile.

Quarry descent is worth the trip with twighlight requiring caution nearer the bottom. Splash and dash by going straight on at the bottom, and final push to the pub.

B team are already in residence, and have ordered food as requested (no green eggs and ham though)

A night of temperance and restraint (apart from Butty’s appetite – but then he needed to carbo load!)

All available clothing required for the ride home

 

TNR 23-04-2015 Solo to the Campfire


Words by Stunt and pics by ??

Crew: Stunt* (others may have ridden?)

Campfire: Dunc, PTD, Joe

Route: BL, Langley, Smithy, Chazza & Extension, Standing stone, Back of the Moon, singletrack to S bends, Nessit, between the DH, path & rezzies, Smithy, Campfire

Conditions: Dry,Still & Perfect

Stats: A stat free night

Notes:

With the guts of the posse galavanting on skinny wheels in the med, a campfire call was met with few responses. Several maybe’s turned out to be no-ones, so laden with beer & crisps I headed out as normal to enjoy the excellent conditions.

To do this on the 5 major maintenance had been required as my last ride ended with a disintegrated rear mech, triggering overdue drivetrain and bearing replacement. Success = squeezing in all this on return from hols! Rear shock self serviced with fox kit too 🙂

At BL Co-op a waving rider turns out to be Joe, and its ride and chat up to Langley.

A long drag up to Chazza, I gradually catch a pair of riders ahead of me, pass a couple of groups of walkers, and decide to change my Hardingland plan in favour of a dropping the cargo at the campsite and doing a lap of the forest.

Very hazy views, very dry and loose down chazza!

Lambs in the field on the way back to standing stone, repass walkers from earlier.

Back of the moon running well, and the grassy descent perfect as the grass is still short 🙂

Big yellow digger spotted on the moor!

Thrash the singletrack and S bends and chat with rider on hardtail having a quick fag at the Nessit bench.

Too many walkers out to risk the white rabbit descent, to respectfully down the proper path, then cheeky normal route around the ressies without incident! Fantastic glowing red sun setting at the bottom, and red deer in the field!

Cooling and getting dark on the final climb, but still light enough to see an amusing “post” (2 pages of soft pron tacked to telegraph pole on way to the witches cottage ascent!!) and glad to see the top.

First fire of the season in the usual spot (given that grass was growing on the charcoal!)

Tinder brilliantly dry – so a one match first time lighting with but a tissue for added ignition.

Fire cracking away, beer in hand, crisps to munch, a much needed bit of solitude.

Having built a fire..will they come?

Langley boys do not disappoint (even with cheating vehicle assist!) , and Dunc also arrives in proper fashion.

Deep discussions on ancient history and geopolitics interrupted by the lager louts calling from Majorca!

Beer, G&T or Wine of your own washing down Dunc’s Salty Nuts 😉

Another fine night, descent home a bit chilly!

TNR 16-04-2015 Getting Dusty

Words & pics by Slim

Route : BL- Zig Zags – Old Buxton Rd Track – Saddlers Way – Hardingland Ascent – Chazza & Ext – Standing Stone – Reverse Piggford Moor – Rt Hand Side Descent – Rezzies – SH

Conditions : mild and dry. Cooler on the tops. Trails drying well.

Crew : Croxy, Coley, El Pres, Butty , TJ, Mr I, Dunc & Slim

Mid Commute : Langley Joe

Notes : When I arrived a wee bit late (as normal), Langley Joe was chatting with the crew At BL , resplendent on his CDF. It’s still the dogs do dars. But clip-in pedals of any form are a no no. the Gospel according to Langley Joe.

It’s always a sign of good weather when Croxy makes an appearance. With Coley in attendance as well a classic route was obligatory.

A hint of a leadership vacuum , and a mini debate about possible Roaches or Gradbach route …but El Pres delivered a decisive “to the forest” .

The descent via Saddlers way has not been done for a bit. Courteous walkers giving us space to keep the flow over the knarly bit at the top.

I found Croxy with a snapped chain just after the farmhouse at the foot of Hardingland. He seemed to have it all in order , so I left him with (Funky) Dunc and resolved to tackle the rocky ascent .
We regrouped at the start of Chazza. After a short wait Croxy turned up minus Dunc who had been “recalled to base”.

Strangely Dunc re-appeared at Standing stone . A change of instructions from head office ?
A plan was hatched for the Shutlingsloe slabs path and Piggford Moor loop to be the apex of tonight’s ride .
All went well until Butty was nearly swallowed by the bog …it being his turn this week:-)
God is in his heaven when the end of your ride is the singletrack across the wall after Piggford Moor. Then the right hand side descent from Standing stone . Chuck in the rezzies path and your are smiling as you head for the Sutton Hall.

TNR 09-04-2015 Sun Shining on the Tor

Words and pics by Slim

Crew: Dunc, Slim, 3Sheds,Butty, Coley, TJ, Kersh, El Pres

Route : BL – New Buxton Rd – Tea Rooms – Shining Tor – Holleyhey Lane – Dead Man’s Hill – Jumper lane – Oakenbank – The Poachers

Stats: 1 mystery puncture for 3sheds (not the Yorkshire Northshore , allegedly), one failed small battery pack and a rear wheel spoke for Slim, iffy BB for Dunc and a summons home mid-ride

Conditions : Mild, Sunny , drying trails

Notes :
A good turn out …it was good to see Kersh, Coley and TJ joining the regulars
Fantastic weather

Route down from Shining Tor was drier than expected until the last bit which was spring-like in its muddiness
A good night for photography IMHO ….
Slim performing well on the lightweight Cotic Hardtail 🙂

TNR 02-04-2015 Go Big

Words by Eric, Pics by Pete

Crew; El Pres, Butty, Stunt, Slim, Gee, Josh, Dunc,TJ, Eric
Pub; PtD

Route; NBR, Charity and extension, Stanley Arms, Cat, Danebower, Field, 3 Shires, Cut-thorne, Sparbent, Cumberland Brook, Standing Stone, RHS, Bobs Bench, Sutton Hall.

Conditions; Nice.

Stats; Non allowed, Dunc, head dab.

After the Armageddon like conditions of the last few days Thursday provided a welcome break in the weather. There being no decenters to a motion for “The Classic” the decision was made and it was accepted that the usual rule of no faffing, shoot the wounded would apply.

Josh, (everyone’s new chum at Evans in town and “friend” of the Austin family) was a welcome addition to our ranks and was soon at the front on the climb, despite already having ridden in the forest earlier in the day.

Through the winter months you forget the majesty of the descent of Charity in the evening light but tonight everything was restored, despite the sticky up rocks and the full stream on the lower section.
As we were regrouping at the end of the extension Josh appeared at the bottom “in the air and sideways” – looking both ways at the junction wouldn’t have helped here Josh!

Some chose more vestments at the Cat but it was still remarkably mild for the blast over Danebower and the slither down towards 3Shires. No swimming this time around, and not too much time to loose with the beer clock ticking. No clean sheets up the climb to Cut-thorne despite a couple of valiant efforts; “rhythm and line girls, rhythm and line.”

Tired legs started to reveal themselves on the climb back up to Sparbent but another hooning if streamlike descent was the reward. Dunc approached the stream crossing at the bottom with more precision than vigour, in fact not enough vigour at all, and indulged in a very precise head dab onto the rocky entry ramp – never mind could have been worse, more people could have seen it!

Over Standing Stone and options to the finish, RHS and Bob’s Bench providing the most fun.

The usual welcome was awaiting at Sutton Hall which was unusually busy with pre-Easter weekend revelers. General concensus – we should go big more often.

TNR 26-03-2015 Helter Skelter

Words by Eric , Pic by Slim

This is known as “the lost TNR” as it took a few weeks to get around to recording it 🙂

Crew; El Pres, Butty, Slim, Eric
Pub; PtD

Route; OBR, Teggs, Reservoir, Leathers, Bob’s Bench, Leathers again, Reverse Nessit, Son of Dentist, Motorway climb, uphill downhill, Narnia, witches path, Hardingland, Leathers.

Conditions; Not as nasty as expected.

Stats; The route was so secret that due to failure to report in a timely manner no one can actually remember the details.

With the weatherman forecasting high winds the forest seemed like the place to be for the select few tonight.
Slim was his usual late self so the three wise men headed over Teggs before circling the wagons around at the Leathers for a while to await his approach.

In search of something a little different we reversed Nessit in search of the Son of Dentist (or SOD as acronyms go) which was not as slippery as might have been expected at the top; this was because all the slipperiness appeared to have slipped to the lower part which was sooper slippy. Slim slipped into a tree at this point.

The atypical theme was continued as Butty set off up a “track I know” which got steeper and silly-er; ah yes we know this one too, it’s the downhill course. The clue is in the name, and we ain’t never come across a decent downhill that you can ride up. Butty and the Pres pushed to the top and then took the normal citizens descent whilst Slim and Eric followed the instructions on the tree and rode back down, having walked the course.

In the words of the Beatles – “when I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride till I get to the bottom

.” Through Narnia to the witches cottage, up to the road and then back down the witches path before a blast down Hardingland to round off an evening of forest variations on a theme.
Having spent the evening “at home” it was only right that we landed in the Leathers – or did we ? , when was the refurb, damn this senility.