{"id":5060,"date":"2023-11-03T11:37:18","date_gmt":"2023-11-03T11:37:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/?p=5060"},"modified":"2023-11-03T11:37:18","modified_gmt":"2023-11-03T11:37:18","slug":"tnr-2-11-2023-puddletown-martyrs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/?p=5060","title":{"rendered":"TNR 2\/11\/2023 Puddletown Martyrs"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Crew: El Pres, Butty, Dunc, Slim, Stunt<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pub: Kersh<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Route: Middlewood way Clark lane bridge, Clark lane, Redway lane, &#8220;under Nancy&#8221;, back of Kerridge, Rainow, Oakenbank, Poachers<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Conditions: Light rain, very muddy and epic puddles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Notes: <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With storm Cieran battering the south coast and swirling round to bring heavy rain all day &#8211; the forecast looked bleak early doors. A few brave souls committed to a later start and shortish ride to the pub.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dunc suggested an under the bridge meet on the middlewood way to be out of the worst of it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But lo the storm shifted south, and the rain edged away so by our 7pm meet it was just light rain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Some urban artwork on the wall of the bridge, and just before we set off, three lady runners came down the ramp &#8211; and cheekily quipped &#8220;hiding from the rain boys?&#8221; &#8211; good banter!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>More suprising was the barrage of fireworks going off somewhere to the West &#8211; a proper display &#8211; but why a Thursday night when the 5th is Sunday (and rubbish weather)!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A bit of overheating on the steep climb &#8220;under Nancy&#8221; with a lot of waterproof layers in evidence, at the top its a bit misty &#8211; or maybe we are sort of in cloud?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The super wet conditions from earlier mean is super slippy on the grass and muddy tracks, plenty of slithering especially off camber. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pete takes us up to an old mineshaft (or airshaft?) that had opened up in the second field, he had peeked town the other day and told of a brick lined shaft&#8230;but the coal board had been there first and capped it off :-(.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We pass a couple of the Nancy&#8217;s coming the other way before tackling the slope of doom! it&#8217;s no worse that what we have been dealing with already &#8211; but we all get caught out on the track out where front wheels suddenly dip into an unseen boggy bit &#8211; no off&#8217;s but lots of muttering \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Time to admire the number plate on the car parked opposite when we reach the road &#8211; 0007 CMB &#8211; call me bond? only on a golf mind you (or does it have Q division secret features?)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Huge patch of water across the whole lane just before Oakenbank &#8211; and wet feet as it was over the bottom bracket! Butty worries about his motor waterproofness!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A blast down Oakenbank and into the Poachers &#8211; which is eerily quiet with just us, the two nancies and one couple in residence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You get served quick at the bar though!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This weeks baguette of choice is the bacon and mozzarella, El Pres has a minor vinegar crisis (soon solved) and the stout is the beer of choice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>G (with doggie in tow) pops in, and a mini AoE fortifies us for a chilly damp ride home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Crew: El Pres, Butty, Dunc, Slim, Stunt Pub: Kersh Route: Middlewood way Clark lane bridge, Clark lane, Redway lane, &#8220;under Nancy&#8221;, back of Kerridge, Rainow, Oakenbank, Poachers Conditions: Light rain, very muddy and epic puddles. 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