{"id":4703,"date":"2022-03-25T10:57:21","date_gmt":"2022-03-25T10:57:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/?p=4703"},"modified":"2022-03-25T10:57:21","modified_gmt":"2022-03-25T10:57:21","slug":"tnr-24-3-2022-all-phils-faff-on-the-hills","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/?p=4703","title":{"rendered":"TNR 24-3-2022 All Phil&#8217;s faff on the Hills"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Crew: El Pres, Troll, Dunc, Stunt, 3 Sheds, ePTD, eButty<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Route: MC, Zig Zags, Charity, Extension, Cat, Danebower Hollow, Chumby (e-detour to 3 shires), Standing Stone, Sutton Hall<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Conditions: Dry, clear, still, cold later!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>High pressure has provided great weather this week, and the last ride before the clocks change brings out more riders.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The E-ccentric duo of PTD and Butty are throwing out big routes, but team acoustic rebel with a compromise to enable them to add in extra bits and catch us up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No lights required to see the trail until the top of charity, the RHS in excellent form &#8211; apart from a couple of deep mud dips &#8211; one of which almost stops Stunt dead &#8211; and Butty nearly rear ends!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Charity proper very loose and chunky, so when 3 Sheds pulls over and pops his bike upside down on the lower section we assume a puncture. It turns out to be quite a wait, and a likely TNR first, as his top jockey wheel has detached! Amazingly it is found by the attendant &#8220;helpers&#8221; and our resident engineering maestro carefully inspect the situation and positions the cage and wheel &#8211; then kicks it back in!! Tis not to be a long lasting solution, and a DNF is duly declared.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Meanwhile at forest chapel team e spend almost as long discussing where to extend their ride than it would take to do it &#8211; they are finally encouraged to get on with it and decide on the way! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The remaining posse regroup and head down a very sketchy extension, grind up to the tea rooms, don extra layers as the warmth of the day is rapidly departing, and continue to the Cat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dunc leads the way at pace, the pedestrian part of the gate on Danebower has departed its hinges, a high speed thrash to the main road, and debate on lights coming up from 3 shires &#8211; farmer or our e &#8220;Buddies&#8221;? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Funky does the tyre pressure fiddle ahead of Chumby, which is a good plan as it&#8217;s loose and full of big rocks! The brook section however does for our other Phil, as he takes a pinch puncture almost within sight of the lower gate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The resulting faff enables our powered duo to catch us up &#8211; twas indeed them doing 3 shires. Time now of the essence, into a very cold wildboarclough, tired legs up to standing stone, and route 1 (mainly) to the pub.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This correspondent had to head off, put it appears that after some beers they were all snooker loopy!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Next week light till nearly 8pm &#8230;.and forecast is for sleet!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Crew: El Pres, Troll, Dunc, Stunt, 3 Sheds, ePTD, eButty Route: MC, Zig Zags, Charity, Extension, Cat, Danebower Hollow, Chumby (e-detour to 3 shires), Standing Stone, Sutton Hall Conditions: Dry, clear, still, cold later! High pressure has provided great weather this week, and the last ride before the clocks change brings out more riders. 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