{"id":4286,"date":"2020-06-16T16:36:43","date_gmt":"2020-06-16T16:36:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/?p=4286"},"modified":"2020-06-16T16:57:08","modified_gmt":"2020-06-16T16:57:08","slug":"tnr-11-6-2020-forest-al-fresco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/?p=4286","title":{"rendered":"TNR 11-6-2020 Forest Al fresco"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>Words By Pete,  Photos by Pete &amp; Butty  <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Crew<\/strong> : Chris, Troll, TJ, Butty, Kersh, Pete\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/50012647388\/in\/dateposted-public\/\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/50012647388\/in\/dateposted-public\/\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/50012646038\/in\/dateposted-public\/\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/50012647388\/in\/dateposted-public\/\"><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Route<\/strong> :&nbsp;Ranger Centre Car Park (Muster point) , Standing Stone,&nbsp; Yoove\u2019s Singletrack , Ferriser , Nessit , downhill course descent to the Ranger Centre <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Conditions<\/strong>: Damp &amp; Blowy<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Notes:<\/strong>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The muster point gets even further away from the Presidential Palace each week\u2026there was absolutely no chance of us being rumbled as we eventually gathered in a deserted forest car park.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I misjudged my route to the gathering &#8211; coming from Bolly via Oakenbank, Bull Hill and the tarmac approach to Charity is a sizeable climb. I was a good 30 minutes late and glad to dump my payload of cans of Hobgoblin IPA in Butty\u2019s car , to make any further climbing a bit easier.&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/50012647388\/in\/dateposted-public\/\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/50012647388\/in\/dateposted-public\/\"><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/50012647388\/in\/dateposted-public\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/50012647388_3f1a50220c_c.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_2945\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Despite the intermittent rain it still feels good to be riding in the forest , though it is wet and blowy. We wind our way up the tarmac to Standing Stone &#8211; as El pud used to say \u201cClimb on tarmac, descend off road\u201d .&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Descent ? Butty had a new one to sample \u2026..it seems that Bern\u2019s taste for the off beat paths in the forest has now rubbed off onto Butty.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A week or so ago he had spied a band of intrepid youths disappearing into the woods on the right as you take the main track from Standing Stone towards Shutlingsloe .\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<a data-flickr-embed=\"true\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/50013173646\/in\/dateposted-public\/\" title=\"IMG_2951\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/50013173646_303201a4e4_c.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" alt=\"IMG_2951\"><\/a><script async src=\"\/\/embedr.flickr.com\/assets\/client-code.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n\n\n\n\n<p>Now, I have no doubt that these bold and talented youths had a ball riding this track in dusty dry conditions \u2026.but add a few days of damp and it is as greasy as f\u00a3\u00a3k\u2026and we are a good 25 to 30 years their senior .\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So much slipping , some grinning, some giggling , some cussing, a degree of walking&nbsp; and I believe a wee Troll tumble (allegedly , your honour..) ..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And I now have a strange respect for these bold young men \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A wee ride\/push up to Ferriser and we descend via Nessit and the bottom half of the traditional downhill course ..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Time for dining Al fresco&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/50012646038\/in\/dateposted-public\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/50012646038_6d977824af_c.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_2953\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>When Phil does bangers \u2026.he goes the whole hog (arff..arff) . Home made , home skinned and delivered to us still quite warm :&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/50012646038\/in\/dateposted-public\/\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/50012646038\/in\/dateposted-public\/\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/50012646038\/in\/dateposted-public\/\"><\/a><strong>Exhibit A<\/strong> : &#8220;kitchen sink drama&#8221; (as in everything but the&#8230;) :&nbsp; pork, pudding of colour, smoked bacon, smoked paprika, Jack Daniels. &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Exhibit B <\/strong>:&nbsp; &#8220;Zorba Jones the Greek&#8221;, (linking the two nations that have strong associations with sheep) . ingredients :&nbsp; lamb, mint, halloumi<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Delicious and quite filling, especially when washed down with a beer \u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<a data-flickr-embed=\"true\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/50012646493\/in\/dateposted-public\/\" title=\"IMG_2956\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/50012646493_6516e4f9ac_c.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" alt=\"IMG_2956\"><\/a><script async src=\"\/\/embedr.flickr.com\/assets\/client-code.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n\n\n\n<p>Its dark, damp and getting chilly \u2026time for home \u2026well before midnight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Whatever happened to the A of E ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/50012647388\/in\/dateposted-public\/\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Words By Pete, Photos by Pete &amp; Butty Crew : Chris, Troll, TJ, Butty, Kersh, Pete\u00a0 Route :&nbsp;Ranger Centre Car Park (Muster point) , Standing Stone,&nbsp; Yoove\u2019s Singletrack , Ferriser , Nessit , downhill course descent to the Ranger Centre Conditions: Damp &amp; Blowy Notes:&nbsp; The muster point gets even further away from the Presidential [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tnrs-2020"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4286"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4286\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4292,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4286\/revisions\/4292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}