{"id":4200,"date":"2019-11-08T17:20:29","date_gmt":"2019-11-08T17:20:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/?p=4200"},"modified":"2019-11-11T21:31:31","modified_gmt":"2019-11-11T21:31:31","slug":"tnr-7-11-2019-charity-lane-in-epic-rain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/?p=4200","title":{"rendered":"TNR 7-11-2019 Charity Lane in Epic Rain"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>Words<\/em> <em>by Alex, Pics by Pete &amp; Alex <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/49051386822\/in\/dateposted-public\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/49051386822_11e0569b6f_c.jpg\" alt=\"970553e6-69e4-4662-a920-4ba980787017 (1)\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Crew<\/strong>: El Pres, PTD, Slim, Bern, TJ, Troll, Stunt<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Pub<\/strong>: Dunc, Adrian<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Route<\/strong>: BL, Zig Zags, Charity Lane, Narnia, Witches Cottage, Fireroad to Smithy, Sutton Hall.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Conditions<\/strong>: Submerged trails, rain, windy higher up, cold.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Notes:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We all knew it was going to be nasty, 5 degrees, still raining after 8 plus hours as a weather system sat atop the pennines and span slowly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Despite this, seven brave riders turned up for the ride in full wets.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A simple route of up to chazza, then narnia, hardingland, and then pub feels right.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At BL, the rain is not too bad, but the surface water has built up a lot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Up Buxton road, and the road is running 2 inches deep for the first couple of feet from the kerb! Puddle city on the Zig, just wet and slippy on the Zag.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Going over the top at Windyways (clue in the name) we hit wind and heavier rain.  Turning onto Tarmac Charity you can actually hear the water burbling like a real stream. It soon becomes every man for themselves to get to the Narnia gate and under the trees for some respite. Its very unpleasant!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/49051387192\/in\/dateposted-public\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/49051387192_c1e76588b7_c.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_7022 (1)\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>At Narnia bench, stunt provides some hot sweet black coffee laced with Tia Maria, it goes down quickly, but can&#8217;t stave off the effects of waterlogged gloves, heavily soaked waterproof trousers, and seepage&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At Witches cottage we abandon the Hardingland option, award full &#8220;man points&#8221; for being out, and head downhill by the fastest route to find a pub with a fire!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Church House&#8230;no, Kings Head..Yes! El Pres even gets some folk to move to make room for us&#8230;but then we are scuppered by a jobsworth landlady who won&#8217;t let us have food by the fire! Sutton Hall it is, and although its very busy we are found a table by a roaring radiator in the back \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/49050669783\/in\/dateposted-public\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/49050669783_fe0f47bbfd_c.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_7535 (1)\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A nice stockport ale is rather good, we need 3 portions of table chips to supplement the mains, and do our best to dry wet gear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dunc joins in flowery shirt later on, as does Adrian (minus Spaniel).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/49050668678\/in\/dateposted-public\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/49050668678_8a20b03e2d_c.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_4880 (1)\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>By home time, wet gloves are now &#8220;warm and wet&#8221;, it&#8217;s still raining, and its cold&#8230;was I the only one to have a hot drink when I got home??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Words by Alex, Pics by Pete &amp; Alex Crew: El Pres, PTD, Slim, Bern, TJ, Troll, Stunt Pub: Dunc, Adrian Route: BL, Zig Zags, Charity Lane, Narnia, Witches Cottage, Fireroad to Smithy, Sutton Hall. Conditions: Submerged trails, rain, windy higher up, cold. 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