{"id":4119,"date":"2019-08-06T19:43:59","date_gmt":"2019-08-06T19:43:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/?p=4119"},"modified":"2019-08-06T19:44:50","modified_gmt":"2019-08-06T19:44:50","slug":"tnr-1st-august-2019-the-prophecy-of-eric","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/?p=4119","title":{"rendered":"TNR 1st August 2019 : The Prophecy of Eric"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/48464637912\/in\/album-72157710115986387\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/48464637912_e898ff672c_z.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_3363\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Words by Pete,  Photos by Pete &amp; Butty<\/em> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Route<\/strong> : Classic Circuit &#8211; BL , Old Buxton Rd, Zag (but no Zig) , Chazzer &amp; Extension, Standing Stone, Nessit, Fire Rd descent, Leathers, Beer Dock\/FiveClouds <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Crew<\/strong> : El pres, TJ, Butty, Pete, Bern  plus\u2026 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Pub<\/strong> : Lee,  Adrian and Span,  Dunc the bringer of the Ribaldry <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Notes &amp; Weather<\/strong> :  An almost biblical story. Torrential rain late afternoon &#8211; the Poynton and Bolly crew delayed their start &#8211; staring out of the garage and checking the Rain Alarm Radar.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/48474091322\/in\/album-72157710115986387\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/48474091322_88472238d9_z.jpg\" alt=\"WhatsApp Image 2019-08-01 at 18.23.55\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>To my eternal shame I even suggested downgrading the evening to \u201ca quick ride to the pub\u201d \u2026but a learned voice from the Lakes of the North brought prophecy\u2026\u201dSlippery slopes chaps, slippery slopes\u201d . <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I had stepped back from the brink of disaster \u2026.a break in the downpour about 6:30pm and we convened at BL about 7pm.  On my trip from Bolly,  Kerridge was awash with run-off , like riding through mini rivers.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At BL we decided on a classic fish route with as much \u201ctrack\u201d as possible .  But a Town Centre Finish &#8211; Five Clouds and Pizza. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/48464627912\/in\/album-72157710115986387\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/48464627912_f233b2d331_z.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_3364\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>As predicted by yours truly, the forest was misty and mysterious . And Chazzer had some deeply eroded bits . But the extension was a tad less loose than the other week when we rode it dusty dry.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/48464475841\/in\/album-72157710115986387\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/48464475841_68801fd218_z.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_3373\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/48473943731\/in\/album-72157710115986387\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/48473943731_ff5fec8d3b_z.jpg\" alt=\"WhatsApp Image 2019-08-02 at 10.40.43\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A brief stop at Dan\u2019s bench to savour the misty-ness of the canopy below and then down the fire road.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bern and my good self linger to grab photos of the view across the water to the Leathers. The rest speed ahead.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/48464467231\/in\/album-72157710115986387\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/48464467231_38d16b1da0_z.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_3393\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>On the dip in the road after the Leathers there is about 4in of standing water .  We stand on the pedals to get a view over the wall to the new Mr &amp; Mrs Smith residence \u2026noting the mini digger in the garden.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Down to Macc,  up Portland St and then wrong way up Mill St one-way. What aged rebels we are .   <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Too late for pizza express (9:30pm cut off) but Dominos will do &#8211; god bless El Presidente  for food ordering logistics. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/48464622877\/in\/album-72157710115986387\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/48464622877_a583024d72_z.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_3397\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>By this point we have been joined Lee on his Kona Cross bike  Beer Dock is tried as five clouds a bit busy &#8211;  6 pints of  London session IPA (4.2%) goes down a treat \u2026. but its a 10pm last orders . A cheeky half while we scoff the Pizza .. then back to FiveClouds <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/48464632607\/in\/album-72157710115986387\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/48464632607_09f5a6306a_z.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_3394\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2026.more good IPA (Northern Monk 5.6% !) and a Salted caramel porter 9%<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/48464464211\/in\/album-72157710115986387\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/48464464211_90c0983ae8_z.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_3401\"\/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p> A fine evening , \u00a320 a head for beer and nosh !!  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thanks to El Pres for doing the financial reconciliation a day or so later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Words by Pete, Photos by Pete &amp; Butty Route : Classic Circuit &#8211; BL , Old Buxton Rd, Zag (but no Zig) , Chazzer &amp; Extension, Standing Stone, Nessit, Fire Rd descent, Leathers, Beer Dock\/FiveClouds Crew : El pres, TJ, Butty, Pete, Bern plus\u2026 Pub : Lee, Adrian and Span, Dunc the bringer of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tnrs-2019"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4119"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4119\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4124,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4119\/revisions\/4124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}