{"id":2639,"date":"2014-08-30T07:11:54","date_gmt":"2014-08-30T07:11:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/?p=2639"},"modified":"2014-08-30T07:11:54","modified_gmt":"2014-08-30T07:11:54","slug":"tnr-28-08-2014-the-famous-five-ride-to-the-top-of-the-hill-and-back-down-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/?p=2639","title":{"rendered":"TNR 28-08-2014 \u2013 The Famous Five ride to the top of the hill and back down again."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/15079664112\" title=\"Untitled by Pete Austin, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3902\/15079664112_f42ae46af2_z.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" alt=\"Untitled\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Words by Eric<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Crew;<\/strong>  Butty, Eric, Three sheds, Mr I, Slim<\/p>\n<p><strong>In the pub; <\/strong>Millions of WNBs.?<br \/>\n<strong>Lame excuses;<\/strong> Stunt, already ridden today!<br \/>\n<strong>?Route;<\/strong> Rainbow Bridge, Middlewood Way, Sugar Lane, Styperson, Normans Hall, Birchencliff up, Bridleway diversion towards Dale Top, Blakestonedale Moor, Pott Shrigley, Birchencliff down, Styperson again, Canal to Bollington, Ingersley Vale, snicket, Poachers<br \/>\n<strong>Conditions;<\/strong> The weatherman was wrong, glorious evening with hints of the Autumn to come.<br \/>\n<strong>Stats;<\/strong> Eric seatpost recalcitrance<br \/>\n<strong>Offs;<\/strong> Butty and Eric<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/14893377820\" title=\"Untitled by Pete Austin, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/farm6.staticflickr.com\/5585\/14893377820_88374d67a3_z.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" alt=\"Untitled\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Is this a first, or could it be a last, a TNR organized wholly on smart appy thingies without the use of computers and forums. This inevitable march of progress gathered the famous five at the Rainbow Bridge for a northerly jaunt.<br \/>\nThree sheds was bemoaning the fact that it has taken 8 weeks to source a bit for his broken seat post and Slim turned up sans 5 to prevent further delays with jammed chains.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/14893322769\" title=\"Untitled by Pete Austin, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3891\/14893322769_7f0e73d1ec_z.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" alt=\"Untitled\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>After a slight misunderstanding we were all soon tackling the tricky technical climb up through the woods. There hardly seems to be a yard of ground without jumps bumps and berms in there these days but it makes for interesting choices on the climb. Butty chose to attack a near vertical mud bank with his usual gusto; after some delicate counting we were able to continue! Eric\u2019s seatpost let him down, literally but the contact with the ground was less spectacular than last week.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/14893381090\" title=\"Untitled by Pete Austin, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/farm6.staticflickr.com\/5593\/14893381090_7a9a305746_z.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"359\" alt=\"Untitled\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/14893329219\" title=\"Untitled by Pete Austin, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/farm6.staticflickr.com\/5573\/14893329219_4e4d6e98c0_z.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" alt=\"Untitled\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The climb up Birchencliff has been beautifully resurfaced but remains as steep as ever, then onwards and upwards across the crossroads all the way up to Dale Top. \u2013 It felt like this might be an evening with no descent at all. After a short sit on Butty\u2019s favourite rock we enjoyed the bumpy descent \u2013 speed but not too much is your friend here. The planned second ascent of Blakestonedale was abandoned in favour of reaching the pub for food so it was back down Birchencliff and through the woods in the gathering darkness.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/15077006711\" title=\"Untitled by Pete Austin, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/farm6.staticflickr.com\/5572\/15077006711_16e0e8562c_z.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" alt=\"Untitled\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p> A bit of a sprint along the canal, urban route finding (or lack of it) in Bollington and a last climb up the snicket for a welcome return to a revitalized Poachers. The on screen picture quiz was particularly absorbing.<br \/>\nThe march of progress saw 4 Peronis and a lone proper beer as the opening gambit but some were soon working through strong Belgian stuff in urine bottles before moving onto Brandy \u2013 progress?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/maccaustinsorguk\/15077005191\" title=\"Untitled by Pete Austin, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/farm6.staticflickr.com\/5565\/15077005191_13c022b976_z.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" alt=\"Untitled\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Words by Eric Crew; Butty, Eric, Three sheds, Mr I, Slim In the pub; Millions of WNBs.? Lame excuses; Stunt, already ridden today! ?Route; Rainbow Bridge, Middlewood Way, Sugar Lane, Styperson, Normans Hall, Birchencliff up, Bridleway diversion towards Dale Top, Blakestonedale Moor, Pott Shrigley, Birchencliff down, Styperson again, Canal to Bollington, Ingersley Vale, snicket, Poachers [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tnrs-2014"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2639","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2639"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2639\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2644,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2639\/revisions\/2644"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}