{"id":1805,"date":"2012-05-18T12:15:59","date_gmt":"2012-05-18T12:15:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/?p=1805"},"modified":"2012-06-01T17:22:15","modified_gmt":"2012-06-01T17:22:15","slug":"tnr-17-5-2012-shirt-sleeved-short-ride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/?p=1805","title":{"rendered":"TNR 17-5-2012 Shirt Sleeved &#8220;Short&#8221; Ride"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div id=\"attachment_1821\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/20120517-P1030703.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1821\" src=\"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/20120517-P1030703-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Mystery rider, mystery location\" title=\"20120517-P1030703\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1821\" srcset=\"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/20120517-P1030703-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/20120517-P1030703-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1821\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Its a fair cop \ud83d\ude42 <\/p><\/div><br \/>\nCrew:\u00a0 PTD, Eric, Butty, Slim, Stunt, Dan<\/p>\n<p>Pub: Dunc, Nic &amp; Shaun<\/p>\n<p>Route: BL, Teggs Nose, Smithy, Reservoirs, zig zags at bottom of Nessit, cross forest &amp; up the steps to forest chapel, Narnia, Hardingland, Crooked Yard, Bull Hill, Rainow, Kerridge Ridge (or Oakenbank), Vale.<\/p>\n<p>Conditions: Rather humid and unexpectedly warm, cloudy, excellent trail conditions.<\/p>\n<p>Stats: Eric punctures twice!<\/p>\n<p>Notes:<\/p>\n<p>A small crew post the big weekend, and Slim regrets commuting this week and requests a shorter ride.<\/p>\n<p>Butty astride his surly singlespeed (newfangled hub on the 456 leaking oil on sunday)<\/p>\n<p>Route choice reverse engineered\/made up as we went along in order\u00a0to get to the vale\u00a0&#8211; and if that was a short\/easy ride (15miles, 2,500ft climb)\u00a0 then I&#8217;d hate to see the long\/hard version (ahem)<\/p>\n<p>Teggs descent best conditions in ages \ud83d\ude42 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Lower forest is steeper than you think &#8211; especially the cheeky path (no wonder its\u00a0fast the other way).<\/p>\n<p>More aggregate on the\u00a0fire roads again!!! surely there must be enough now?<\/p>\n<p>Eric discovers a slow punture in his rear (tyre!) but it&#8217;s soon an extremely fast one\u00a0within 100m. His skinny replacement tube isn&#8217;t man enough for Narnia water bars and its take 2 at Witches cottage.<\/p>\n<p>Hardingland brings out the red haze amongst the downhill daredevils (or in Butty&#8217;s case a lack of effective brakes).<\/p>\n<p>A\u00a0mini top gear challenge from top of crooked yard to the Vale sees the unfancied\u00a0Slim &amp; Stunt win hands down via Oakenbank vs the direct &#8220;over the ridge &#8221; option.<\/p>\n<p>As it was\u00a0a\u00a0mostly short sleeved night a mass defection to\u00a0Moravka was in order to the disgust of Dunc who arrived on pink retrobike.<\/p>\n<p>Slim flashes the barmaids his cash then\u00a0pays his weekend debts \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Nic shares his latest mad running plan (120 miles around Anglesey in 3 days anyone!)<\/p>\n<p>Possibly the only time every rider has brought a lock?<\/p>\n<table style=\"width:auto;\">\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"https:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/lh\/photo\/lnGtr1_r4p_K0C-DtgnnKOiSz8fyF5YjJrA_l5-OslU?feat=embedwebsite\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh4.googleusercontent.com\/-SzZowkuTkks\/T7Z1vIFJ_iI\/AAAAAAAAZT4\/ze8bFXshvOY\/s400\/20120517-P1030705.jpg\" height=\"300\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"font-family:arial,sans-serif; font-size:11px; text-align:right\">From <a href=\"https:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/104797481239784156442\/TNR17052012TheShortRide?authuser=0&#038;authkey=Gv1sRgCNjxzYKD3Zud4QE&#038;feat=embedwebsite\">TNR 17-05-2012 The Short Ride<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Crew:\u00a0 PTD, Eric, Butty, Slim, Stunt, Dan Pub: Dunc, Nic &amp; Shaun Route: BL, Teggs Nose, Smithy, Reservoirs, zig zags at bottom of Nessit, cross forest &amp; up the steps to forest chapel, Narnia, Hardingland, Crooked Yard, Bull Hill, Rainow, Kerridge Ridge (or Oakenbank), Vale. Conditions: Rather humid and unexpectedly warm, cloudy, excellent trail conditions. 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