{"id":1619,"date":"2011-10-28T15:22:35","date_gmt":"2011-10-28T15:22:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/?p=1619"},"modified":"2011-10-29T08:59:15","modified_gmt":"2011-10-29T08:59:15","slug":"tnr-27-10-2011-gorillas-in-the-mist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/?p=1619","title":{"rendered":"TNR 27-10-2011 Gorillas in the Mist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table style=\"width: auto;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"https:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/lh\/photo\/BZQvQL3jefQRGI4eg_eFfQ?feat=embedwebsite\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh4.googleusercontent.com\/-LMt6drebfIs\/Tqu-y0FtIdI\/AAAAAAAARds\/jwqHBX7Kzl4\/s400\/20111027-P1010980.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-size: 11px; text-align: right;\">From <a href=\"https:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/Petef451\/TNR27102011GorillasInTheMist?authuser=0&amp;feat=embedwebsite\">TNR 27-10-2011 Gorillas In the Mist<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><em>Words and pics by Slim<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Crew : <\/strong> El Pud, Big Nic, Dunc, Butty, El Pres, Slim, Kersh , Langley Joe<br \/>\n<strong>Pub: <\/strong>TJ<\/p>\n<p><strong>Route<\/strong> : BL, Langley, Rangers Centre, Offroad Ascent towards Shutlingsloe, 3sheds &#8220;Two sided&#8221; valley, Wildboarclough, Forest Chapel, Narnia, Fire Road descent, Leathers Smithy<\/p>\n<table style=\"width:auto;\">\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"https:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/lh\/photo\/F6Vwoa0JwVuGT2nP2XGL4g?feat=embedwebsite\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh6.googleusercontent.com\/-nWmZ-tHrRwQ\/Tqu_A9l3XXI\/AAAAAAAARd4\/TqnZvCiJ3I0\/s400\/20111027-P1010984.jpg\" height=\"300\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"font-family:arial,sans-serif; font-size:11px; text-align:right\">From <a href=\"https:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/Petef451\/TNR27102011GorillasInTheMist?authuser=0&#038;feat=embedwebsite\">TNR 27-10-2011 Gorillas In the Mist<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><strong>Conditions:<\/strong> Mistier than a misty thing on Misty Day, getting a lot wetter by Narnia, very slippy underfoot.<br \/>\n<strong>Faff quota:<\/strong> High for slim&#8230;took wrong route from Rangers Centre with Butty, rear brake jammed on, a couple of offs in the greasy conditions on the far side of shutlingsloe<\/p>\n<table style=\"width:auto;\">\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"https:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/lh\/photo\/zB9J1hkI5KfAG9SgEE2MIA?feat=embedwebsite\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh5.googleusercontent.com\/-DOdqoeBj7o8\/Tqu_FAP1ApI\/AAAAAAAARd8\/-ck9p3FFwzs\/s400\/20111027-P1010986.jpg\" height=\"400\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"font-family:arial,sans-serif; font-size:11px; text-align:right\">From <a href=\"https:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/Petef451\/TNR27102011GorillasInTheMist?authuser=0&#038;feat=embedwebsite\">TNR 27-10-2011 Gorillas In the Mist<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><strong>Notes: <\/strong><br \/>\n&#8211; El pud being El Capitaine for the evening is always a good start<br \/>\n&#8211; Misty, murky and mild. Layers were being shed by the time we reached the Trentabank Rangers Centre<br \/>\n&#8211; Slim and Butty went missing-in-action for a while on the ascent through the forest<br \/>\n&#8211; Visibility was naff by the back of the forest, and head mounted lighting was definitely not the right answer<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;the bridge is a bit slippy&#8221; was the understatement of the evening<br \/>\n&#8211; good to be back on the little visited track on the far side of Shutlingsloe<\/p>\n<p>-Big Nic won the &#8220;which is the fastest route to Chapel&#8221; sprint, proving that the killer climb to Standing Stone is better than the Bottom-of-the-Oven route<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; the Gorillas gathered in the mist of Narnia (at the yuletide mustering point) to enjoy a Thornton concoction of Drambuie and summat else? &#8230;the winter is coming and late-in-the-ride morale boosting snifters need to become mandatory<br \/>\n&#8211; we retired to the Leathers to talk about such lofty subjects as horses on tandems, and to chortle until the small hours&#8230;;-)<\/p>\n<table style=\"width:auto;\">\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"https:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/lh\/photo\/yQX_CgW48DGJ5M-y1-FphQ?feat=embedwebsite\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh6.googleusercontent.com\/-7C8R7u6oDLI\/Tqu-lIsCwqI\/AAAAAAAARdg\/HkhAUV14acM\/s400\/20111027-P1010975.jpg\" height=\"400\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"font-family:arial,sans-serif; font-size:11px; text-align:right\">From <a href=\"https:\/\/picasaweb.google.com\/Petef451\/TNR27102011GorillasInTheMist?authuser=0&#038;feat=embedwebsite\">TNR 27-10-2011 Gorillas In the Mist<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; From TNR 27-10-2011 Gorillas In the Mist Words and pics by Slim Crew : El Pud, Big Nic, Dunc, Butty, El Pres, Slim, Kersh , Langley Joe Pub: TJ Route : BL, Langley, Rangers Centre, Offroad Ascent towards Shutlingsloe, 3sheds &#8220;Two sided&#8221; valley, Wildboarclough, Forest Chapel, Narnia, Fire Road descent, Leathers Smithy From TNR [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tnrs-2011"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1619","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1619"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1619\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1627,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1619\/revisions\/1627"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}