{"id":1404,"date":"2011-02-11T10:52:44","date_gmt":"2011-02-11T10:52:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/?p=1404"},"modified":"2011-02-14T13:22:14","modified_gmt":"2011-02-14T13:22:14","slug":"tnr-10-2-2011-dan-returns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/?p=1404","title":{"rendered":"TNR 10-2-2011 Dan Returns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Crew: PTD, G,3 Sheds, Joe, Dan, Lee, Stunt, El Pud, Butty, Big Nic<\/p>\n<p>Pub:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Chris Bull, Mawds, El Pres, Sam<\/p>\n<p>Route: BL, full zig zags to windyways, Chazza &amp; extension, Standing stone, back of the moon, shutlingsloe slabs, Nessit, DH singletrack, lower paths, Church house<\/p>\n<p>Conditions: Mild &amp; breezy with light rain on the way to the pub, slippery &amp; wet.<\/p>\n<p>Stats:<\/p>\n<p>No Faffs but Big Nic has a couple of offs<\/p>\n<p>Notes:<\/p>\n<p>The return of Big Dan to celebrate his 30th! \u2013 he\u2019s been missed!<\/p>\n<p>Chazza rather hardcore \u2013 big rocks &amp; unusual patches of mud.<\/p>\n<p>Back of the Moon a bit boggy but worth it for the slab descent.<\/p>\n<p>TNR first \u2013 Rum Hot Chocolate \u2013 with whipped cream and \u201cSpecial\u201d marshmallows \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>A few other riders spotted in the forest \u2013 S bends like rush hour they mutter!<\/p>\n<p>DH singletrack stupidly slippery<\/p>\n<p>Trashy blond over the bar with black sheep quench the thirst \u2013 and tower burgers Hmmm<\/p>\n<p>El Pres has the cheek to turn up after missing the ride for a haircut!!!?<\/p>\n<p>Katie has provided birthday cake to tip us into negative calorie territory<\/p>\n<p>Mawds provides the intellectual content \u2013 the origins of the days of the week (Sumerian and Greek logic given a hint of Viking mythology apparently) Methinks TNR\u2019s have more connection with Thor\u2019s day than Jupiter day<\/p>\n<p>the Axis of evil talked up..but did it deliver to Dan\u2019s satisfaction?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Crew: PTD, G,3 Sheds, Joe, Dan, Lee, Stunt, El Pud, Butty, Big Nic Pub:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Chris Bull, Mawds, El Pres, Sam Route: BL, full zig zags to windyways, Chazza &amp; extension, Standing stone, back of the moon, shutlingsloe slabs, Nessit, DH singletrack, lower paths, Church house Conditions: Mild &amp; breezy with light rain on the way [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tnrs-2011"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1404"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1404\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1406,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1404\/revisions\/1406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/android-finder.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}